I'm so sick of knowing I'll never be hit on by anyone EVER AGAIN

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

Oh, to be 28 and HAWT again. SIGH.

[DS1]

1. So...

You come here often?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. Awww - bless you, my child!

And I'm a Virgo, for the record.

[Bennyboy]

4. Niner fan and Texas...MIXED SIGNALS!

How does that work out?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. I'm a native Kansan - I like the Chiefs, but the Niners have been my team since 1980!

I live near the Cowboys' practice facility, but I hate 'em!

[Bennyboy]

12. How do you deal with the smell.....

Of all the bullshit? I am a lifelong Niner fan. Season tickets since Kezar (my parents). I learnd to hate the Cowboys (and Texas) early on.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

15. Right now I'm kind of a hermit, so I can avoid it

I never in my wildest dreams thought I'd be living here - have to make the best of it while it lasts (I hope only for a little while longer).

[Bennyboy]

17. I know what you mean...

I had tomove out of paradise to be closer to my folks and it is pure hell. I just stay locked down all the time and am hemit like. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

So where do you wanna live?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

20. California - it begins and ends with California

Preferably the Bay Area - my sister, fellow DUer Bullwinkle925, lives there. But I'd settle for almost anywhere there (well, maybe not Barstow or Bakersfield - I wasn't thrilled with them when I saw them, but then again, I was only driving through, so am not really qualified to comment on living there).

[Bennyboy]

23. Californy is the place you oughtta be.....

I live in the Sacramento area, Folsom. Lived here all my life, pretty much. I did move to Grass Valley, Nevada City for two years and I LOVED IT. Very liberal town, great arts scene. big trees...But I had to move back to be close to the rents, both are 80+ and lunatics. I can't wait to move back. Here people are all into theri consumer lifestyle but in GV/NC they are a lot more friendly and cnetered.

[Ghost in the Machine]

13. A virgo? Don't worry, I'll be gentle...

oh...


wait...

a *what*??

[mzteris]

3. trying being

my age and soon-to-be-single again.

In my head, I'm 28 and hawt - then I catch a glimpse in the mirror and see my mom looking back. yikes! :scared:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

6. Believe me, I also see my mom

She also had a bit of a poochy tummy - but she had 4 kids. I've had none! What's my excuse? (don't answer that)

[Generic Brad]

7. Can we see some ID please?

You're probably not even old enough to even post.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

9. Sadly, I was 28 and HAWT 17 years ago

EGAD!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. Awww, you're just a kid

You got many fine years ahead of you.

[Generic Brad]

31. Hell, I was hawt 17 years ago too!

And I suspect I have physically degenerated way more than you during that time. I hope that cheers you up in some odd way.

[UndertheOcean]

8. For the benefit of a geeky and socially inadequate "friend" , whats

the acceptable and non offensive way to hit on a lady you find to be cute ?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

10. I think you should just ask her out for coffee or something

Do you know her well enough to proffer such an invitation?

[UndertheOcean]

11. No , just someone you sat beside me once in coffee shop,

saw her one more time 1 week ago ,

I still go to that coffee shop in hope of seeing her again , but I must act quick I think and catch my next chance right away

[JVS]

14. First you look down her dress and make the Hannibal Lechter noise

After that you mumble something about drive in movies, a roomy backseat, and unlimited popcorn refills.

[pitohui]

16. you'll be hit on again

even someone so advanced in age as myself was hit on this weekend

[Hardrada]

18. I'm 62 and I grew a neat gray/white beard and women have been

initiating conversations with me out of the blue. This is gratifying only to an extent since said women are invariably over 70 and my wife would take umbrage were I to pursue said discussions or seminars.

[KamaAina]

21. Hey there! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Voila! You have now been hit on. Peace out!

[billyskank]

22. I'm not sure I could say I've ever been hit on.

Not likely to start now either. :shrug:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

24. billyskank,

We may not know each other, but I've seen your picture on here a few times and I can honestly say you're a cutey-pie :hi:

[I Have A Dream]

25. Yes, that's *really* hard to believe, isn't it?

I'd think that women would be throwing themselves at him. :shrug:

[supernova]

27. Yes, he is.

I bet he gets hit on frequently and just doesn't realize it. ;-)

[supernova]

26. I'm 45, overweight, and was out

in my exercise pants this afternoon.

I got hit on in the drug store. :D Made me nervous but it was fun. ;-)

[RetroLounge]

28. Wanna get hit on?

Open your own bookstore.

Really.

I shoulda done this YEARS ago.

RL

[lost-in-nj]

39. Believe me

it's not just the book store.....


:P :P :hi:

lost

[martymar64]

29. Don't feel so bad, your're not alone

I'm 43 and haven't been on a date or even had anyone even interested in me in over 5 years.
I've resigned myself to a life alone. It sucks in a big way, but what are ya gonna do?

[greatauntoftriplets]

30. There is some creepy old man who has followed me around the grocery store....

a couple of times, making comments about what I am buying. Haven't quite figured out if it is being hit upon ( :puke: considering the person I am talking about) or if he has totally lost it.

:scared:

I use all means possible to evade him.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. If it makes you feel better, I don't get hit on, and I'm 27.

[VLC]

33. I've seen your picture...

you must just be shy.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

34. Very.

[Lost4words]

35. As I age I am totally surprised at how many older women look GREAT!

And their minds, WOW, have you tried to talk with a 20 year old lately?

Inside beauty last forever! :hi: 8643

[Lost4words]

36. OMG 45!! You are still a baby!!

I have 8 years on you.

[Jamastiene]

37. Oh, to be any age and HAWT to begin with is more like it...

for me. I've just never been considered HAWT by anyone except a few poor misguided men and this one goth chick. She wasn't interested in much though after a while.

I'm so sick of knowing I'll never be able to fall for a woman who likes me back EVER.

[datasuspect]

38. uh, hey baby, you wanna party?

what's your sign?

[Guava Jelly]

40. So YA wanna play twister? :o)

Shit I hear ya..