If you HADDDDDD to do one of these things, which would you choose?

[Pushed To The Left]

If you don't pick one, I will find out where you live, hide under your bed, and just when you start to fall asleep I'll say "I'm Seriieees!!!1111" in a very odd voice. You will never recover emotionally or mentally. Trust me on this. While I'm distracting you, Robert Goulet will be in another room messing with your stuff. Then, the kids from the Sopranos will appear to give your stuffed animals acid-foot! SO JUST PICK ONE, DAGGUMIT!!!!111

[DarkTirade]

1. I voted for the massage... at least THEY'RE not naked.

And I get a massage out of the deal. :)

[krispos42]

2. **sigh** MC Rove

Smallest emotional scars, I guess. Besides, there's always a chance he'll fall off the stage.



Or better yet, jump off the stage to bodysurf, but fall flat on his face as the crowd pulls back to watch him fall.

[BlueIris]

3. MC Rove rap concert.

...Egh.

Must. Bleach. Brain.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I would do the Wilford Brimley one even without being forced.

:loveya:

[mainegreen]

5. Oatmeal. It's good for your skin and at least some people use it that way on purpose.