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Fri Sep-21-07 06:00 AM
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The Ineffectual Insults Thread. |
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There's a great deal of exceedingly effective... putting down of people on this message board, which I think is unimaginative.
Surely we can do worse than this?
Feeling a bit shy, are we? Then I'll begin.
ZombyWoof?
Your nostril hairs are slightly longer than those of normal people. And you're no good at darts.
THERE! I've said it. That should clear the air.
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Fri Sep-21-07 08:57 AM
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1. Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier? |
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:00 PM
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16. I know I am but what are you? |
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Fri Sep-21-07 09:12 AM
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are marginally less attractive to women than Brad Pitt.
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Fri Sep-21-07 11:56 AM
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Well, I didn't want to bring it up, but you leave me no choice. Your beard is assymettrical!
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Fri Sep-21-07 09:12 AM
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:09 PM
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22. Well, she didn't make ME any, |
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Fri Sep-21-07 01:15 PM
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39. she likes to be called 'Big Momma |
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Fri Sep-21-07 09:39 AM
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4. Degenerate and base art thou.* |
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(I think that's what I like best about you. ;) )
*From The Two Gentlemen of Verona
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:13 PM
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Decadent and bass. Decadent and bass.
A rich, mellifluous, sonorous bass, at that... B-) :*
Although I can stretch to a more-than-convincing tenor when the occasion demands and I feel my audience deserves it... :D
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:58 PM
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35. If you insist, then "bass" it is. |
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Fri Sep-21-07 09:57 AM
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5. If Ann Richards had met you, she would have described you as |
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:00 PM
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15. Gormy, you may have proved a worthy opponent... |
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Were it not for your chronic alexia leading you to misread the word "Ineffectual" in the title of this thread for "Incomprehensible".
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Fri Sep-21-07 01:14 PM
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Fri Sep-21-07 10:30 AM
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6. Your pancreas is entirely unphotogenic |
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Somebody had to say it. I'm just sorry that it had to be me.
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:09 PM
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21. That, in fact, is a matter of SOME SENSITIVITY, Orrex. |
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Thus, I shall thank you to leave off making such pointed remarks!
And given your gall bladder's abysmal singing voice, I mean COUGH, pot, kettles, glass houses and stones! MEANINGFUL SILENCE... if you get my drift.
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:23 PM
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27. I'll have you know that Beyonce sings backup for my gall bladder |
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And, on the bright side, your spleen tells the most marvelous one-liners.
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:28 PM
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28. Beyonce. I rest my case. But you are gracious, and right about my spleen. |
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Edited on Fri Sep-21-07 12:29 PM by baby_mouse
And I must say your duodenum is quite the coquettish little minx, eh? nudge, nudge ;-)
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:40 PM
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And I thought that no one had even noticed!
:blush:
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:46 PM
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34. You're kidding, right? Gastric-mucus-gasmotron! |
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Fri Sep-21-07 10:48 AM
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she played basketball in college then decided to raise a lovely family.
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:14 PM
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24. jtg33, you have WON this thread. |
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You're so bad at insulting people I can't bring myself to insult you in return even ineffectually.
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Fri Sep-21-07 10:49 AM
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8. Your penmanship is atrocious |
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and you dress in the manner of a male prostitute.
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:03 PM
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Insults from you regarding one's attire, as anyone would attest, can only make one feel better about oneself. You dress in the manner of a tour guide on an inexpensive package holiday.
Ner :P
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Fri Sep-21-07 10:59 AM
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9. You people would make lousy murderers. nt |
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:15 PM
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25. You have CROSSED A LINE. |
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A conga line, actually. Whilst carrying a tray of cocktails.
Hilarity ensued, apparently.
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Fri Sep-21-07 11:29 AM
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10. Your earwax is a foul shade of orange |
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Fri Sep-21-07 11:58 AM
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14. Oh you think so, do you? |
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I'll have you know my earwax has won awards! And YOU'RE one to talk! Your pet hamster has dandruff! So badly that you don't need to put sawdust in his cage!
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Fri Sep-21-07 11:31 AM
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11. Your father is an elderberry... |
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and your mother smells of hamsters.
No, wait, that's not it...
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:01 PM
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17. Your hamster smells of elderberries... |
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:33 PM
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29. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons! |
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I wave my private parts at your auntie.
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:45 PM
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33. The back of your head is slightly flatter than the backs of normal people's heads. |
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And you NEVER wear matching cufflinks. Don't think we haven't all noticed.
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Fri Sep-21-07 11:41 AM
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12. Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason the world spins on an axis! |
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:18 PM
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:01 PM
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18. "I've seen your sister and she looks like an abcess." |
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Sorry, I stole that one from Buck Henry...
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:05 PM
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20. Fah! You taunt my abscesses at your peril! |
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Mind your tongue, sir, or I'll hit you with a lawsuit that'll give you sisters!
(Um.... did I get that right?)
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:37 PM
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30. Why do you need to bully people? |
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Is it just to make up for your small pancreas?
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Fri Sep-21-07 12:41 PM
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32. Sob. YOU PROMISED YOU'D STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. |
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Fri Sep-21-07 01:09 PM
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36. Your left shirtsleeve has a wrinkle |
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and your shoes are slightly scuffed.
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Fri Sep-21-07 01:11 PM
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37. Your Mother who wore "boats" on her feet |
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Edited on Fri Sep-21-07 01:26 PM by Gilligan
is now standing on my shadow and I will not tolerate it I tell you.
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Fri Sep-21-07 01:19 PM
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40. Your appendix is asymmetrical! |
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And whenver you try to take the wrapper off of a drinking straw you kink it.
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Fri Sep-21-07 02:03 PM
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41. The birthmark on your face has an irregular shape. nt |
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Fri Sep-21-07 02:56 PM
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42. Your mother wears army boots. |
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Fri Sep-21-07 02:59 PM
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43. A retort if someone tells you to go to hell |
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Or H E double toothpicks -
I've been there and I didn't like the milk and cookies your mother was serving.
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Fri Sep-21-07 03:09 PM
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44. You have a big uvula. nt |
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Fri Sep-21-07 03:28 PM
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45. my first post shall be a simpsons post |
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Since it applies to this:
"Past instances in which i claimed to like you were fraudulent."
Anyways im bailing out of work.
Onions Rule
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