Rabrrrrrr
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Fri Sep-21-07 09:22 AM
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| I've solved the problem with children - they should come with pitch wheels. |
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If we could just lower their pitch an octave or two, everything would be perfect.
This also includes girls in the 11-14 year range.
Imagine, if a baby was waling away at James Earl Jones pitches, it wouldn't be annoying at all. Or get a teen girl down to mere violin pitch range would save our ears.
I think I'm a fucking genius.
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| DS1
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Fri Sep-21-07 09:25 AM
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| 1. or turn them beyond human hearing range |
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but then you'd get lots of barking dogs, which of course would have to be shot.
hmmm. decisions...
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| Rabrrrrrr
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Fri Sep-21-07 09:26 AM
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| 2. And without the dogs, there'd be more feral cats, leading finally to legal hunting of feral cats! |
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It's a total win-win-win situation!!
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| DS1
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Fri Sep-21-07 09:27 AM
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| 3. and since such cats are mostly nocturnal, all those goddamn screeching songbirds |
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would be eventually wiped out. and everyone loves the sound of a good cat fight at 3 in the morning
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| Ellen Forradalom
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Fri Sep-21-07 10:05 AM
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| 4. Leading to the need for pitch control on cats |
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