Football game I wanna see - Oakland Raiders versus Richfield, MN, Red Hat Society

[Rabrrrrrr]

versus

[KitchenWitch]

1. Red Hat society beats the Raiders hands down.

[DS1]

2. Who's coaching the Red Hats?

Ditka.


Red Hats 48
Raiders 17

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Ditka with both his arms cut off, bleeding to death, in a coma, and in another state.

Red Hats 41
Raiders 17

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

15. BOTH arms cut off?

Nah, it's closer than that.

Red Hats 41
Raiders 39

[AllegroRondo]

3. Didnt they perform a re-enactment of the battle of Pearl Harbor?

I remember seeing the film of that one.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. No, that was the invasion of Normandy

You're thinking of the Townswomen's Guild, who did the re-enactment of the bombing of Pearl Harbor.



:rofl:

[Throd]

4. Las Vegas has Hats 38 - Raiders 10

[SoxFan]

6. Gimme the Hats with the points

[no name no slogan]

5. If Minnesotans know anything...

it's that you don't fsck with the Richfield Redhats. I've seen them terrorize entire crowds of tourist shoppers at the Mall of America. They've got bad news written all over them.

And they make a mean lefse, too.

[KitchenWitch]

7. That's right - they will kick your ass, and then they will feed you to death!

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

10. i don't know about The Red Hats, but I'd bet the farm on Hell's Grannies:

mikey_the_rat

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I wanna see DC United vs. the Watford Long John Silver Impersonators

With the winner to play the Bournemouth Gynaecologists.

[bertha katzenengel]

12. Warning - When I Am An Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple (the poem the Red Hatters came from)

Warning - When I Am an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple
By Jenny Joseph

When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple
with a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
and satin candles, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired
and gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
and run my stick along the public railings
and make up for the sobriety of my youth.

I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
and pick the flowers in other people's gardens
and learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
and eat three pounds of sausages at a go
or only bread and pickle for a week
and hoard pens and pencils and beer nuts and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
and pay our rent and not swear in the street
and set a good example for the children.

We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.


Hi, Rabrrrrrrr

[KitchenWitch]

13. Hey bertha!

How are you doing?

[bertha katzenengel]

16. Meh

Going through the motions, y'know? :hug:

[ironflange]

14. OK, then the winners can take on this lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrDr4DL_A_U

[Auggie]

17. They're playing the Browns today -- that comes close