I've solved the problem with children - they should come with steering wheels

[QueenOfCalifornia]

If you could just drive them around like a Mercedes 450-SL or a VW Rabrrrrr, they would be so much easier to keep tabs on.

(this is a symbolic gesture - to reach out to all of the DUers who seem to HATE children.)
:sarcasm:

[mainegreen]

1. I would NEVER get a VW Rabrrrrr.

Oh sure, your friends would be impressed but to much sass, bad handling, and a jerky, almost schizophrenic transmission just aren't worth it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Plus, it refuses to start if the driver isn't wearing a tie and cufflinks.

or if anyone in the car is chewing gum.

It's a good car, but it really isn't worth all the bother it takes to get it to run without bitching.

[mainegreen]

3. Still, the hood mounted rocket launcher and the trunk tasers are nice features.

Usually it's the novel accessories that lure people into buying one.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. I hear your motor humming

and it's humming a funk/rock fusion thing.... Go figure.