For the record, I do NOT sound like Marge from "Fargo," on a coke binge!

[LaraMN]

Oeditpus Rex!

My voice is like the sound of angels vomiting rainbows.

:thumbsup:

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. Oh, ya, Dontcha know!

:rofl: Go Bears! :rofl: :hi:

[LaraMN]

3. I have NEVER said that!

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Ever eat at a smorgasbord?

:rofl: :hi: :P I've been to Minnesota. I KNOW how things are there. :P :rofl:

[LaraMN]

7. No! I have never smorged!

Or eaten lutefisk!
I'm not Scandinavian, either!

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. But I'll bet you hang out at White Bear Lake...

:rofl: :P Can't be any worse than NC. It's barbecue this and country cooking that. No lutefisk, but chitlins are almost as bad. :puke:

[LaraMN]

11. White Bear Lake is a suburb!

(Where, incidentally, I went to college for a while.)

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

20. No, she's much closer to Moose Lake

so I just made that assumption

[Richardo]

29. I knew that pic was in this post before I even looked.

:rofl:

"End of story."

[no name no slogan]

66. Whaddya think I am some kinda jerk?

Only he didn't use the word jerk, if you know what I'm saying...

[Richardo]

68. "He said that guy's dead and I don't mean of old age - what do you think of that?"

"And I said 'Well, that doesn't sound like too good a deal for him then'."

[LaraMN]

31. I lost my virginity in Moose Lake.

The town. Not the Lake.

And that, my friends, is my tmi for the day.

:rofl:

[anarch]

39. this story would be better if it was the actual lake

[LaraMN]

40. Oh no it wouldn't. Trust me.

:banghead:

:rofl:

[Love Bug]

35. Does anyone know where this scene was shot?

Those buildings in the background remind me of the ones along Hiawatha ave in S. Mpls.

[eyepaddle]

37. You, know somehting I think you might be right.

The next time I'm over that way I will take a closer look.

[Richardo]

44. I think they're in Canada

I seem to remember reading that the winter they shot that file was one of the mildest in Minnesota history and they had to keep going north just to find enough snow.

Not sure about that exact scene, but... :shrug:

[no name no slogan]

65. It's pretty warm out during that scene

If you look at the "set", you can totally tell it's around 40°F out. The standing water, the melted snow, the lack of breeze-- plus the fact that you can't see their breath.

Anybody who's lived north of St Louis can tell it's not very cold out.

[Critters2]

56. Looks like every Midwestern town I can think of.

Grain elevator. Ranch houses. Yep, nothing out of the ordinary here.

[Critters2]

55. Go Bears! nt

[Critters2]

57. Surely you eat kringla,

and kumla.

[LaraMN]

59. I don't even know what either of those items are!

:P

[Critters2]

62. You're not from Minnesota!!

I don't know who you are or what game you're playing, but if you don't know what kringla is, they kick you out of Minnesota after a week.

[LaraMN]

63. Those are caucasian pretzels.

I know nothing of this "kringla," and Minnesota has to keep me because no other state (or Canada) will take me.

:D

[Critters2]

64. That pic is actually making me hungry.

Damn you, kringla!! Damn you!!!

[KitchenWitch]

2. *snerk*

:spray:

:applause:

[LaraMN]

4. That's right.

rainbows.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Prove it.

[LaraMN]

9. ...

She puked that, when she heard me:

[EstimatedProphet]

17. So when you talk, you sound like "Bbbbggghhhghghghhh"

"cof...cof..."

"ohgodnoVvvVVVxchchc...gggHHGackGhghg..."

[LaraMN]

18. You better watch it, sucka'.

My puppies have been raised on a diet of human flesh.





:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

10. Come on Marge...

Have a snort and a shot and drop yer line in... Catch us a walleye and then bake up some coooooo-keys.

[LaraMN]

12. I do NOT fish!

:rofl:

Nor do I say "coooo- keys"!

:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

13. No ice-fishing

in one of those funny little ice houses on the lake in 900º below friggin zero????

Okay... Do you at least curl?

[LaraMN]

14. No ice fishing, no curling.

I have never curled in my life. I've never ice fished, either.

:P

[QueenOfCalifornia]

38. that makes you a terrorist

doesn't it?

[LaraMN]

41. No, because I do go sledding.

That is my redemption as a Minnesotan.

[Richard Steele]

15. Wait- I thought I'd been told that you sound like Marge from the Simpsons....

Man, I'm sooo bad with names! :silly:



























:evilgrin: :hide:

[LaraMN]

16. I'm not sure which would be worse!

:scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

19. I can totally attest to this.

More like the sound of million voices screaming in terror and being suddenly silenced.

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

22. Jesus

how much phone calling goes on in this place?

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Yeah, you're one to talk.

:eyes:

:P

And, for the record, I called her to tell her that a certain someone who shall not be named but recently returned from the dead was passing on good wishes when Mr.LaraMN had his stroke.

So. There.

[DS1]

24. oh right

I call everyone :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

26. No, silly. Not everyone.

Just someone. Someone wonderful. :eyes:

:P

Moi? Personally, I detest the phone. Having to make nice at work all day makes me grumpy. I even turn the damn ringer off over the weekends. I figure if they really want me, they'll call back or leave a message.

[DS1]

32. I don't turn off the ringer

but I don't answer the phone unless I'm expecting a call. If there's no message, it wasn't important.

[krispos42]

21. So, basically... "I just think I'm gonna barf!"

Lou: See somethin' down there, Chief?
Marge: Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf.
Lou: Geez. You okay there, Margie?
Marge: Yah, I'm fine. It's just morning sickness. Well, that passed.
Lou: Oh yah?
Marge: Yah, now I'm hungry again.

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

25. I prefer "hork" to "barf", tyvm.

:rofl:

[eyepaddle]

30. I'm pretty sure that should be spelled

"ja" :)

[krispos42]

34. Ja, you're probably right... n/t

[Aristus]

27. O shure!

B-)

[LaraMN]

28. You people are all Minnesotan-ist!

:rofl:

[Aristus]

33. No way, bub. I like thoase nice Minnysoatans, 'kay?

:D

[PeaceNikki]

36. Have you seen "Escanaba in da Moonlight"?

OMG... hiLARious!!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180679/


Oh wait... that's Michigan. Similar accent, but diffrn't.

A good flick nonetheless.

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. Heeeyyyyy, you're callin' me out, yah?

That's against the DU rules, don'cha knooo?

:P

[LaraMN]

43. You can't say it that way.

YOU'RE not Minnesotan!




:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. k, then I'll say it in Kollyforniyan

Dude, are you like callin' me, y'know, out 'n' stuff?

TOtally not cool, dude.

[LaraMN]

46. Aughhh!

Pauly Shore is scary in the way that clowns are.

:cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. k, then how 'bout

Aloha, LaraMNDude. :headbang:

[LaraMN]

48. I don't know what is sticking out of his pants,

and I don't want to know.

Yes I do. What is that?

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. Cinnamon bagel

Man, don't people outside Kollyforniya know anything about catchin' tasty waves? :eyes:

[Bluebear]

50. Hey hon, you wanna come with? I'm going to Byerly's to pick up some hot dish.

:)

[LaraMN]

51. Byerly's is a FINE establishment!

They have an excellent deli!

:spank:

[Bluebear]

52. Oh, I know, I love byerly's!

First supermarket I was ever in that had chandeliers! (Edina)

[LaraMN]

53. Chandeliers!

My dad took me there when I was little, once.
I opened a coffee bean-dispensing bin and poured beans ALL OVER the floor.
I didn't get to go back there until I was an adult.

:rofl:

[LSK]

54. yes you do

:hide:

[LaraMN]

60. Do not!

You sound like Bobcat Goldthwait during puberty!

[tigereye]

58. Marge is cool!

[LaraMN]

61. Perhaps, but that does not negate the fact

that I don't sound like her!
Not even!
:rofl:

[nadine_mn]

67. oh fer pete's sake

listen here, eh, I am proud of my minnesotan accent - now excuse me I have a meat raffle to go to, then might have me some lutefisk and some jello salad (the green kind with carrots), oooh and a nice hot dish, wash it down with some pop or a Schlitz