bridgit
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Fri Sep-21-07 01:21 PM
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said |
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"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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Fri Sep-21-07 01:59 PM
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I'd have said "Oh, in that case, I don't talk to turds"
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Fri Sep-21-07 02:09 PM
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2. She's lucky she didn't get tasered! |
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Fri Sep-21-07 02:11 PM
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I have a feeling that question could come in handy in real life!
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