World's funniest joke (and it's about New Jersey)

[Oeditpus Rex]

See? It even says so: Wikipedia: World's funniest joke.


A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"


(More jokes at link, but not about New Jersey.)

[ironflange]

1. That's not how I've heard it

It's actually about two guys from Edmonton.

These two guys had been hunting before, and one time they actually bagged a deer. They grabbed the hind legs and were dragging it back to the truck when they came upon another hunter. He said, "Hey, guys, it's a lot easier if you pull by the antlers, 'cause the hair doesn't hold you back." So they did that. After a while, one of them says, "Hey, that sure is a lot easier, isn't it?" His buddy says, "Yeah, but we're sure getting a long way from the truck."

[billyskank]

2. That's not the world's funniest joke.

You know full well that the world's funniest joke is fatal.

[Orrex]

4. And one of them was a salted

Peanut.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Yeah, that's how I found it

I wikied the translation for that one.



But it's a moot point, because...

[achtung_circus]

8. Or this

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. ...

[Parche]

7. Worlds Funniest Joke

Fatally flawed? :shrug: :shrug: :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

3. Heh heh heh

heh heh heeeeeh ahhhhhhhhh ........................................................................

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. That's not Picasso!

That's Kandinsky!

:syee:

[Call Me Wesley]

9. It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart!

And that's 28.1 for Genghis Khan.

:ooppyhade:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Tota gallia divisa est in tres partes

Wigan, Hunslett and Hull Kingston Rovers.







Sixteen stone of pure man.

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Well done, Ödi,

or, as the Italians would say: 'Molto bene, Oedi'.



Aaaaaaaand, a good night from afar!