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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-21-07 04:55 PM
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I should not have laughed at this one.
A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him. The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzah. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man.

Several minutes later, the blind man turns taps the rabbi on the shoulder and asks, "Who wrote this shit?"

:rofl:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-21-07 05:42 PM
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1. ?
:shrug::shrug::shrug:
Maybe I am being dense but I don't
get it.....

Is matzoh bumpy like braille? I've never eaten it....??????
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-21-07 05:52 PM
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2. You be the judge.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-21-07 06:01 PM
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5. This joke needed to come with
a sight gag... Sorry for being uninformed --- I learned something today.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-21-07 05:58 PM
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3. Yes.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-21-07 06:01 PM
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4. !
:spray:
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-21-07 06:03 PM
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6. Obscure reference lost on Gentile viewers!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-21-07 06:06 PM
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8. I'm not Jewish.
I got it. :shrug:


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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-21-07 06:05 PM
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7. Yes, you should have
It's very funny! :spray:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-21-07 06:07 PM
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9. It made me Laugh...
I should not laugh at the blind. But I laugh at Helen Keller Jokes.
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