Can anyone here translate Japanese

[Courtesy Flush]

I'd sure like to know what the caption on the last photo says.

http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/~doi-a-md/GraySeal-info/howtoGS.html

[Bunny]

1. Try Lydia Leftcoast. I think she's proficient in Japanese.

[MrScorpio]

2. Here you go

Tragedy occurred in 2002 October!

Typhoon 21 the marina direct bomb hit, the mast collapsed in midnight
and this mast ate into the cleat of the pier and it pierced the hull
and tore and the seawater was flooded, could not meet and the love
boat "アスタマニャーナ" which spends 5 years in production
period sank (; _; ).

From "アスタマニャーナ" ruin sinking restoration of miracle!
To record this is.

* We wait for your opinion thought, please click here.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

3. Ah, the sound of the Babelfish

The part that doesn't translate is the Japanese transcription of "Hasta Mañana."

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Quite easy

"IN 1742 THE SPANISH EMPIRE LAY IN RUINS. TORN BY INTERNAL DISSENT, AND WRACKED BY NUMEROUS WARS, ITS RICH TRADE ROUTES FELL EASY PREY TO BRITISH PRIVATEERS...AND THE TREASURE OF THE SPANISH MAIN WAS BROUGHT HOME TO THE SHORES OF ENGLAND"

[Generic Brad]

5. My wife concurs with Mr. Scorpio

Too bad I didn't notice his translation before I consulted her.

[DS1]

6. Rosie O'Donnell sure can

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