Man Arrested: Found Naked In His Truck - Dog In Backseat 'Visibly Shaken With Tail Between Legs'

[matcom]

<snip>

A 26-year-old Victoria man arrested last week in Robstown on misdemeanor charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct could face more serious charges if authorities determine a dog was sexually assaulted.

District Attorney Carlos Valdez, who received the case on Wednesday, said he is awaiting DNA results taken from the female dog to show whether Eduardo Ramos III had any sexual contact with the animal and is researching possible charges.

“We’re looking into anything from a misdemeanor to a felony for cruelty to an animal,” Valdez said.

Ramos, who is charged with public lewdness and disorderly conduct, was arrested early Sept. 12 by police on County Road 44. He was released from the Nueces County Jail the next day on bond, according to jail officials. Public lewdness is a Class A misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in county jail and a fine up to $4,000. Disorderly conduct is a Class C misdemeanor that carries up to a $500 fine.

Robstown Police Detective Arturo Gonzalez said officers became suspicious that night when they saw a Ford truck parked by the side of the road. When they approached, they saw Ramos — naked and sweating profusely — in the driver’s seat. The dog, visibly shaken with its tail between its legs, was in the backseat.

http://caller.com/news/2007/sep/20/man-accused-sex-dog/

[Exiled in America]

1. NAMPLA

[GOPisEvil]

2. Yay for Texas!

:thumbsup:

[Nevernose]

24. Let's blame Latinos instead.

After all, everyone involved in the story -- the reporter, the suspect, the DA -- were Latino. Plus, I read a lot of news stories in which Latinos are the bad guys.

[Deja Q]

3. Sounds like a verse to a country music song...

"And that's when my hound dog started lookin' good to me..."
(thank 'Married with Children' for that, but everybody knows country singers croon about divorce, infidelity, death, doing their cousin, doing their sibling, doing their pet animal...)

Except Johnny Cash. :D

[Mythsaje]

7. "Except Johnny Cash."

And the Dixie Chicks, dammit!

[krispos42]

4. At least the dog was still alive

Back in march this guy in Wisconsin was arrested for having sex with a dead deer. He claimed it wasn't animal cruelty because the deer was already dead!

And a couple of years before THAT (as if that wasn't enough) he was found guilty of killing a horse with the intention of having sex with it!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=186x19718



Inquiring minds want to know... was it a male or female dog?

[alphafemale]

13. "Inquiring minds want to know... was it a male or female dog?"

Female. So, if he were a republican congressman he wouldn't have to resign.

:sarcasm:

[krispos42]

18. As long as it's heterosexual...

What offends them is not bestiality, apparently

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Ah, only in the Christian Family Values south.

Wonderful!

[Wcross]

11. So, bestiality never occurs anywhere but the south?

That's a mighty strong but false accusation. I don't mean to be belligerent about it but Bashing the South because some sick individual was screwing a dog in Texas is a stretch. Something like that would never happen in Maine, right?

[matcom]

14. Nope.

they fuck lobsters in Maine but NEVER their dogs.

[Wcross]

15. Okay, I have to see that!

I know its not "right" but I really have to see it. Sort of like a car wreck, you can't stop yourself from glancing over as you pass out of curiosity.

[matcom]

17. exactly what I do when I drive through anywhere in the South!

:D

:hide:

[mitchum]

21. Well, I guess that beats getting a handjob from a lobster

[Wcross]

26. ooooch!

[mitchum]

20. Odd that the poster didn't say this was typical of Hispanics...

but, then again, there are acceptable and unacceptable blanket condemnations, aren't there?

[SPKrazy]

6. it wasn't the denuded

billyskank was it?

:shrug:

[nadine_mn]

8. omg - the poor dog

I read the story, and the dog's name is Jasmine....one of dogs is named Jasmine



god I hope they adopt that dog out

[Liberal_in_LA]

9. Poor dog was a stray. Freak picks up a stray and rapes it. Sick.

[SeattleGirl]

10. Jeebus, but there are some sick mutha's out there.

That poor dog.

[underpants]

12. Was the dog a blonde?

Set tasers to TASER!

[Wcross]

16. Remember, always have your pets spayed & neutered!

Just thought this was a good place to remind people.

[sasquatch]

19. Your back

Finally, now you need to findsomething about wine coolers.

[jmowreader]

22. Locking

No sex threads!

[mike_c]

23. now wait a minute folks-- let's not jump to conclusions here....

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

29. Maybe the pooch did once its owner dropped trou...

:hide:

[Quixote1818]

25. This is the part that just about made me want to vomit

When they approached, they saw Ramos — naked and sweating profusely — in the driver’s seat. The dog, visibly shaken with its tail between its legs, was in the backseat.


OMFG!!!!:scared: :wow: :yoiks:

[OzarkDem]

31. Why don't they taser these creeps? n/t

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

27. I can't believe nobody has said....

"The bitch was asking for it"*

That said what is your excuse for this.

And where is Dateline on this. " I know you were expecting a four year old collie sir but it's me. Is that a bone in your hand sir?"

* This assumes that the dog is female I believe if the dog was male the perp is facing the death penalty in Texas anyway.

[Wcross]

28. Just how do you explain THAT to your cell-mates? n/t

[IntravenousDemilo]

30. Is this Ramos guy a civil servant? It's all they do from when they get to work till they go home.

It's like the old joke: What's the difference between a bush pilot and a civil servant?

A bush pilot spends all day ducking the fog.