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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 08:42 PM
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Man hides sex toys in sausage for Dubai trip.
WTF was he thinking? :rofl:

> BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim. <

http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL1986809320070919?rpc=92
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 08:47 PM
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1. He should have hid them in a taco.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 08:53 PM
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2. Well, this gives a whole new meaning to the term 'sausage stuffing'...
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 08:57 PM
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3. If the sausages were pork, they'd probably be just as unwelcome
in Dubai as dildos would be. :rofl:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 08:58 PM
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4. Perhaps he should have done a better job of hiding the sausage
He wouldn't be in such trouble if he hhad
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