"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ...…."

[QueenOfCalifornia]

fill in the blank please.

[sasquatch]

1. douchebag.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

2. I missed that episode

[EstimatedProphet]

3. DU troll

[AlCzervik]

4. a washed up unfunny prop comic.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

5. Sounds like

you have an ax to grind....

[Lethe]

6. escalator!

from one of the old episodes

[derby378]

7. porn star

:evilgrin:

[CGowen]

28. nurse n/t

[pokerfan]

8. He never said 'damn it.'

He said 'hell' a couple of times, but that was about the extent of his swearing.

I'm a doctor, not a...
moon shuttle conductor
bricklayer
psychiatrist
mechanic
engineer
scientist
physicist
escalator
coal miner
magician
miracle worker
flesh peddler

[QueenOfCalifornia]

9. you just killed this thread

mr smarty pants...

:bounce:

[pokerfan]

12. I'm a lot of fun at parties

[EFerrari]

16. Oh, get out! His signature was "Dammit, Jim."

:P

[DarkTirade]

25. And Darth Vader never said, "Luke, I am your father."

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No. I am your father.

:P

[pokerfan]

27. And Jim Lovell

never said, "Houston, we have a problem." He actually said, "I believe we've had a problem here." Fifteen seconds later he said, "Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt."

Rick Blaine never said, "Play it again, Sam." He said, "You played it for her, you can play it for me!"

This is fun.

[DarkTirade]

30. Gotta wonder how the one misquote manages to travel faster than any other misquote, or even the real

quote... :)

[NoPasaran]

32. And Churchill never said

that the traditions of the Royal Navy were "rum, sodomy, and the lash," although aparently he said he wished he had said it.

[mitchum]

38. Churchill actually said that about the English school system

:)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

39. And Sherlock Holmes never said

Elementary My Dear Watson

In fact the line doesn't appear in the Conan Doyle books, only later in Sherlock Holmes' films.

He does come rather close at a few of points. Holmes says "Elementary" in 'The Crooked Man', and "It was very superficial, my dear Watson, I assure you" in 'The Cardboard Box'. He also says "Exactly, my dear Watson, in three different stories.

The phrase was first used by P. G. Wodehouse, in Psmith Journalist, 1915.

[IntravenousDemilo]

10. ...guy who goes down to the engine room to help Scotty! n/m

[Shell Beau]

11. duck!

:shrug:

[BlueJazz]

13. "52 Pontiac 4 door"

[QueenOfCalifornia]

18. Now, that one was from a rare, never seen episode

That ended up on the editing bay floor... right?

[truedelphi]

43. Now I can tell you, from way back in my escort service days,

All about just exactly
who ended up on the editing bay floor!

And you think Klingons are these dour unexciting creatures?

[EFerrari]

14. mind reader.

Okay, not sexy but that's what he'd say. lol

[Zomby Woof]

15. con artist

[WinkyDink]

17. wide-stance toe-tapper!

[Cabcere]

37. *snicker*

Thanks for that. :hi:

[Bjornsdotter]

19. Toupee model n/t

[philosophie_en_rose]

20. republican.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

24. I know a doctor who is a Republican

It happens --- scary thought though

[AnotherGreenWorld]

46. Aren't most doctors Republicans?

Most likely because they want tax cuts, deregulation so they're not held accountable for mistakes, etc.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

47. I don't know

I have 4 doctor friends - 3 are Democrats. I have no idea if that is representative of physicians political preferences -

[Danger Mouse]

21. radiator.

:shrug:

[Generic Brad]

22. Psuedo-Georgia resident

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. violist

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. tweaking for the viola section

[Inchworm]

26. Mad duck!

quack quack quack!

:P

[sarge43]

29. a Lounge Loser.

[Sugar Smack]

31. Go-go dancer.

:D

[NoPasaran]

33. Hair dresser

[mitchum]

34. good actor

[QueenOfCalifornia]

36. Bwaaa!Haaaa!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

That's mean... and funny

[SPKrazy]

35. Hairstyle model

[Sugar Smack]

40. Pharmacologist.

I can't help the way you talk.

[AnotherGreenWorld]

41. decent human being.

[Richard Steele]

42. "...talented actor!" nm

[sakabatou]

44. Freeper

[RFKHumphreyObama]

45. It's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim

It's worse than that he's dead Jim, dead Jim DEAD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

[nickgutierrez]

49. ...porn star. n/t

[BlueIris]

50. U.S. Senator.

[BlueIris]

51. Public school teacher.

[BlueIris]

52. Sado-masochist.

[BlueIris]

53. Crack monkey.

[BlueIris]

54. Corporate mogul.

Oh, wait...

[QueenOfCalifornia]

56. Dear BlueIris

You are crackin' me up.
:rofl:

[BlueIris]

57. Thanks! I get complimented so rarely on my acidic sense of humor,

and usually it's for the wrong reasons.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

58. Your signature line made me laugh too

It sounds as though you have a teeny, tiny, little ax to grind with some of the menfolk

I have a "sarcastic, dry" sense of humor --- so I've been told.

[BlueIris]

60. It's not so much an axe to grind, as it is health damage and a discriminatory male-dominated society

to cope with. But I'm glad you get something out of my sig line. Mostly, it just scares people. As sad as that is.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

61. It doesn't scare me

I just wonder what sort of men you have been around? Not that I haven't been around my fair share of asses -- I have also been around some wonderful men -- I have known women that scared the living shit out of me- My mother was one. It all seems to be relative.

Peace....

[Adsos Letter]

55. ..."marine biologist".

[QueenOfCalifornia]

59. stand up comedian

(I am answering my own post... that is sick)

[krispos42]

62. Cuisinart!

milkman!

contortionist! :evilgrin:

[Eagle_Eye]

63. Vulcan