Hey, Paula! Your Reality Show Sucks

[QueenOfCalifornia]

Anyone happen to catch this abortion on Bravo this summer? here is the review from Variety http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117933978.html?categoryid=32&cs=1

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Someone has packed tight jeans for Abdul to change into, but not her sweats for the long flight; now she won't be able to sleep. She blames her assistant. Plus, she has no idea where her ID is, which makes it tough for her to board the plane. She blames the assistant again. Later, she becomes upset with the QVC employees because it's not the jewelry she had intended to sell. It's their fault.<snip>

If she wasn't drunk and/or high then I am the poorest judge of behavior on the planet.... I watched two episodes and felt like I needed to be soaked in a bleach solution to get the Abdul Demons out of my brain.

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

1. You watched TWO episodes?

Was there gunmen involved? Were you on a morphine drip and the patient in the other bed had the remote? Are you currently located in a secret CIA prison?

Inquiring minds want to know. :)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

2. It was late

I watched them back to back - I just wanted to see if the 2nd episode would make me change my initial reaction --- It did not... In fact it cemented in my head those Abdul images that are, over time, fading at last.

[Orsino]

3. It's the Anna Nicole Show all over again...

...and Paula is this year's Howard Beale.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Hers sucks less than our reality show

In her's, nobody dies.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

5. Obviously

You haven't seen it-

I've seen her career die and for the second or third time.

[ElizabethDC]

6. I watched a few clips on YouTube a while ago

I don't know WTF is wrong with Paula Abdul, but she's crazy - and I say that as someone who used to be a fan. The thing I noticed about her most of all is how poorly she treated the people around her - it was really shocking to me.