Top 10 Reasons Not to Date Pigs

[Deja Q]

10. They'll embarrass you at the buffet. Every time.
9. They want to be first. Every time.
8. They squeal very loudly.
7. They always call over their friends without your permission.
6. Their tails look too much like curly fries.
5. They will treat applesauce the same way they treat mud.
4. They're intelligent. When looking for a partner, the dumb ones are easier to manipulate.
3. They may taste great, but they're not less filling!
2. You'll make Hormel corporation jealous.
1. Well, they are pigs - what do you expect!

[Xipe Totec]

1. They take the expression "eat me!" the wrong way. n/t

[Xipe Totec]

2. Never attempt to teach a pig to sing;

it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Heinlein - Time enough for Love

[SPKrazy]

3. you put lipstick on them

and no matter what, they are still a pig :P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. When copycat threads are outlawed...

...only outlaws will post copycat threads.

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

5. Damn, I wish I had read this in high school!

It would've saved me a lot of trouble... :rofl:

(Figuratively speaking, of course.) :)

[BarenakedLady]

9. Indeed!

:thumbsup:

:D

[lost-in-nj]

6. Why did I know you posted this

before I looked....


help me

:rofl: :rofl:

lost

[Xipe Totec]

7. Long Pig - The other white meat n/t

[ironflange]

8. A great pig joke

Sorry though, I can really only post the punch line here:

So the farmer says, "No wonder you didn't have any fun. You picked the ugliest one!"

:rofl: