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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 06:30 PM
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Describe VD in just four words.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 06:32 PM
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1. Itchy. Pus-filled. Undesired. Costly-to-fix.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 06:38 PM
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2. Shit! My dick exploded!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 06:39 PM
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3. Hurts when I pee.
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american_typeculture Donating Member (227 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 06:41 PM
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4. Owwwwwwww!!! It Fucking Burns!!!
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 07:15 PM
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5. not worth the effort...
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dropkickpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 07:16 PM
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6. The crotch is itchy.
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halobeam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 07:19 PM
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7. don't f*** just anyone
Edited on Sun Sep-23-07 07:19 PM by halobeam
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 07:19 PM
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8. Beethoven died of syphillis
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AnotherGreenWorld Donating Member (958 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 04:11 AM
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23. Beethoven's doctor killed him.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 07:57 PM
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9. the visitor from hell
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 08:34 PM
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10. Blame the toilet seat. n/t
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 08:36 PM
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11. I don't rightly know.
:D
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 08:38 PM
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12. Tinkle tinkle ouch ouch...
For men at least.

That's the phrase I remember from high school sex ed.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 09:32 PM
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13. How about describing it in smilies?
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
Do not interpret them as applause symbols. I intend for them to represent the clap.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 09:35 PM
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14. What was ohiosmith thinking?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-23-07 09:35 PM
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15. Pain in the ass
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 01:31 AM
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16. VD is For Everybody
Believe it or not, our local TV station used to run this PSA during Star Trek reruns when I was a kid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK_jDA3qrUU
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 01:33 AM
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17. Really. Unpleasant. Doctor. Visit.
Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 01:34 AM by BlueIris
I wouldn't know personally, but I've heard stories...
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 01:55 AM
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18. Is she worth it? n/t
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 02:03 AM
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19. I need five
"Avoid the clap. Jimmy Dugan."



—Autograph signed for a coupla kids by Tom Hanks' character in "A League of Their Own."
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 02:25 AM
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20. Reminder to use protection. (nt)
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 02:28 AM
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21. I have been lucky
Only caught anything similar off my wife.. lol

:hide:
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 03:26 AM
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22. Russian-American Popular Composer...
Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 03:27 AM by regnaD kciN
Read more here. (Igor Stravinsky, known for his acerbic humor, used to refer to him simply as "V.D.")
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 08:17 AM
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24. Hurts when I urinate.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 10:12 AM
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25. Sharing is not caring.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 10:21 AM
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26. When abstinence education fails . . .
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Tian Zhuangzhuang Donating Member (422 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 10:29 AM
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27. What happens in Vegas
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 10:32 AM
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28. Airport Bathroom Tap Dance
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 10:35 AM
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29. Gift that keeps giving.
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