Fuck this shit, I wanna be a rockstar.

[Cabcere]

That is all. :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

1. ok

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W-0xp_GcfZQ

[Cabcere]

2. Dammit, I knew somebody was going to post that!

:rofl: Thanks SPK. :P

Edited to add:
P.S. Will you be my groupie? :P

[fizzgig]

3. i'm with you

[Cabcere]

4. Let's start a band.

[Debi]

5. can I be a roadie?

[Cabcere]

6. Certainly!

:D Like the t-shirt says, "the truck doesn't load itself!" :rofl: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

7. me too

:D

[Cabcere]

8. OK, so far it's you, me, & kagehime

and Debi is our roadie...sounds rockin' to me! :D :headbang:

[lost-in-nj]

9. I'm in!!!!

Just give me something to do.....
backup singer, asst to you or Hypno
just take me on the road and get me out of here

:hi: :hi:

lost

[Cabcere]

11. All right!

The more the merrier, I say - and it's always good to have you along, lost! :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

10. cool!

I'll bring my guitar

[Cabcere]

12. Yay!

:D I must admit, I have a terrible weakness for guitar-playing men. ;) It's a talent I wish I had...alas, I can only sorta-kinda-not-really play bass. :shrug: Eh. It's all good. :)

[Guava Jelly]

14. I play like hell

So i doubt we will make it big :D

[Cabcere]

15. Maybe that just means that we'll make each other look good, lol

:P And sound good...yeah, that's it. :D Maybe we WILL make it big after all! :rofl: (Or, y'know, not. But it's fun to dream, right?) :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

138. sure is

:headbang:

[lost-in-nj]

13. here you go!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LMoplcpRJM


y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah

t-t-t-totally dude!!!!

party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rockstar

t-t-t-totally dude!!!!

i'm on a money makin mission
but I party like a rockstar
flyin' down 20 lookin' good in my hot car
you know them hoes be at my show
worried bout where my chain go
I uh rubba in ma pants
but these hoes won't let my thang go

I uwa like I uwa
cuz you know them hoes be tryin us
hoe don't you know I fuck wit fine dimonds
that look like Pa-me-la
they fine and they hot bra
when i'm in the spot bra......
I PARTY LIKE UH ROCKSTAAARRR!!!!!!


y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah

t-t-t-totally dude!!!!

party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rockstar

t-t-t-totally dude!!!!

iiii...iiii
party like a rockstar
do it wit da black and da white
like a cop car
whoop, whoop,whoop,wha,whoop
me and my band, man
on the yacht relaxin
gettin a tan man
uuwaaa
< Party Like A Rock Star lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com >

(cool)you know me
wit a skull belt and wallet chain
shop boyz, rockstars
yeah, we 'bout to change the game
change the game? uh oh
they know that i'm a star
I make it rain from the center of my guitar


y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah

t-t-t-totally dude!!!!

party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rockstar

t-t-t-totally dude!!!!

as soon as I came out the womb
my momma knew a star was born
now i'm on the golf course
trippin' wit da Osbournes
I seen da show w/travis barker
rockstar mentality
i'm jumpin in the crowd
just to see if they would carry me

bitches wanna marry me
they see me they just might panic
my ice make em go down quick
like the Titanic!
yeah, i'm wit da shop boyz
you know what we do
i'm surfin' screamin' kowabonga
TOTALLY DUDE!!


y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah, y-y-y-yeah

t-t-t-totally dude!!!!

party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rock
party like a rockstar
party like a rockstar

t-t-t-totally dude!!!!


lost

Curse VenusRising and Accu Radio..... (raises fist)!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cabcere]

16. Haha...yes!

:rofl: :applause: And yeah, AccuRadio is my new poison. :headbang:

[VenusRising]

17. Hey!

No curses on VenusRising! x(

I was just sharing the music. :P

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

18. Fuck it! I'm in!

I know we need an egg shaker player.

[Cabcere]

19. Of course!

It's not a band until you have an egg shaker player, don't ya know? :) :hi:

Edited to add: Welcome aboard!

[VenusRising]

20. Thank you!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Nothing like sex, drugs, and rock & roll!! :bounce:

[Cabcere]

Indeed.

:D :headbang: :woohoo: :bounce: :toast: :beer:

[lost-in-nj]

23. ....

what is an egg shaker player???
what am i missing


lost

[VenusRising]

31. A percussion instrument that takes very little talent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_shaker

[Cabcere]

36. It does, however, require stratospheric levels of awesomeness.

:D :headbang:

[VenusRising]

37. That I can handle.

:headbang:

[Cabcere]

38. I knew you could.

:D Hey, anyone who posts links to AccuRadio (which, by the way, I am still listening to and LOVING!) is pretty damned awesome. :headbang:

[VenusRising]

39. I hope more people listen and donate.

That's how they get the albums to play on the channels.

We are all SO going to rock!

[Cabcere]

40. I don't have much available cash at the moment

but I can certainly spread the word! :D

And yes, yes we are. :headbang: Our awesomeness goes up to ELEVEN. :hide: (I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I just saw that movie for the first time this weekend, and I'm in love...lol.)

[VenusRising]

43. I'm in the middle of moving so no spare change to go around.

I am with you about spreading the word though!

That is a great movie. I didn't really start to get the hilarity of it until I married a musician and was around his bands. :rofl:

[Cabcere]

47. Oh, good luck with the move!

My family moved when I was eight, and I still remember how chaotic it was...and I'm going to have to move out on my own this spring. :scared: I'm kind of excited, though. :)

I'm insanely attracted to musicians - like, of just about any sort. :blush: It's kind of sad, really. :shrug: Ah well.

[VenusRising]

58. Thank you.

Luckily we are only moving a few miles from here. It shouldn't be too stressful.

Nothing wrong with musicians. Most of them are incredibly sensitive and sweet to be around. I love my bass player! :loveya:

[Cabcere]

64. Ahh, bass players!

:D The last guy I dated was one, and he is amazing - we're still really close and on great terms. :thumbsup:

I try to play bass, but I'm not very good - I sort of taught myself to play (the "wrong" way - I strike with my thumb instead of my fingers), and I'm too stubborn/poor to get real lessons. :eyes:

Here endeth me rambling (for now). :P

[VenusRising]

My husband taught himself to play, too.

And he plays things differently than trained players, but it's natural for him.

Here is his YouTube page.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=zodiakironfist

You're not rambling. It's a pleasant conversation. :hug:

[Cabcere]

75. Too cool!

Thanks for sharing. :hug:

I think a lot of my problem with learning an instrument is that I'm very impatient and have some perfectionist tendencies - so basically I want to be able to pick up the bass and be John Entwistle right away, lol. :eyes:

Have I mentioned yet that you (and everyone else on this thread, really) are awesome? :hug:

[VenusRising]

84. I have that same problem with the piano.

I want to rock like Billy Joel, brood like Fiona Apple, emote like Sarah McLachlan, groove like Chick Corea, and articulate like a master classical musician. :eyes:

I play like a chicken pecking at the keys. :rofl:

But I still enjoy playing, and will keep at it. I can only get better, right?

This is a great group of people. We are going to party on the road like crazy! :woohoo:

[Cabcere]

86. I know exactly what you mean!

I'm totally the same way. :D And yeah, I figure as long as you love what you're doing and keep at it, it's all good! :thumbsup:

And yeah, we do rock. :headbang: In every sense of the word! :woohoo: :bounce:

[lost-in-nj]

41. I have one of these sitting in

my umbrella stand!!!!
bought it in Africa Land in Disney!!!!

I win


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

[Cabcere]

42. Sweet!

Doubled egg-shaker parts...I'm feelin' it! :D :rofl:

I just want to say that you guys (and gals) all freaking rock and I love you. :loveya:

[VenusRising]

46. No fair!

I called it first!

Fine. You play the egg shaker.

I'll find something cool to do.

:think:

This band is going to need more cowbell!!!



:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Cabcere]

48. I got a FEVER

and the only prescription...

...is MORE COWBELL!!!!

:rofl: I love that sketch. Sheer genius. :D

[VenusRising]

51. Chris Walken did some of his best work on SNL.

He was awesome as The Continental.



:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SPKrazy]

53. did you

bump your head on the amplifier :P

gotta load those trucks

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ai0aNh1Tbd8
Stay just a little bit longer

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

54. LOL - that would explain a lot!

:rofl:

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

45. That's a rainstick

is that a shaker too?

:rofl:

talent maybe

:rofl:

:hi:

[VenusRising]

49. I didn't edit the wikipedia article.

It was the only think they had that talked about it.

An egg shaker actually looks like an egg.


Smartypants!

:P
:rofl:

[Cabcere]

50. Ohhhh, okay.

:rofl: I gotcha now - I was a little confused about the "egg" part, too. :shrug:

What can I say? The awesomeness of AccuRadio has melted my brain. :P

[SPKrazy]

57. accuradio

is owned by the republican lizard people :P

:tinfoilhat:

[Cabcere]

59. Noooooooooo!

*explodes*

:P You're an evil man, SPK. But that's why you rock. :D

[VenusRising]

71. What did I ever do to you?

:cry:

No wonder all the commercials are for Viagra.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SPKrazy]

78. to me?

i'm not a republican lizard person

:P

[VenusRising]

88. No, not for you.

If it's a republican lizard person that owns the station, I'm not surprised all of the commercials are for Viagra.

They probably own stock for the little blue pill.

:P

[Cabcere]

91. Heh heh heh.

:thumbsup:

[VenusRising]

65. Apparently, it has melted mine, too.

:rofl:

AccuRadio mind meld.

[Cabcere]

77. I can think of worse ways to get brain melt.

:rofl: :hi: :hug:

[SPKrazy]

55. well that looks like a damned egg!

egg shaker makes sense

:eyes:

rainsticks

are they similar though? Apparently so.

what lays an egg like that anyway?

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

56. I dunno, a wooden goose maybe?

:think: Oh, I think we've just found a name for our fledgling band! "The Wooden Goose!" :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

60. well i'm moving up from roadie status then

manager maybe :think:

or maybe some backup vocals and loading the truck

[Cabcere]

68. w00t w00t!

Manager's good - I think a band as enormously successful as we will eventually be is going to need a good manager...and maybe you can fill in on backup vocals and help load the truck when needed? :) You're a man of many talents, SPK! :hi:

[VenusRising]

62. A decoy duck?

:shrug:

Rainsticks are similar in that they are percussion instruments.

You shake and egg shaker to get a steady sound. You just turn over a rainstick and the sound is random-ish.

:silly:

[SPKrazy]

67. it sounds like RAIN!!!!!

what does an egg shaker sound like EGGS?

:rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[VenusRising]

73. You're a nut!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

76. and....

your point is?

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

85. Nothing,

I love nuts!

:rofl:

:hug::loveya:

[SPKrazy]

90. uhm...

we'll just say that you are a fan of nutty people here :P


how you feel about nuts is well, your business :rofl:

[VenusRising]

95. I was using a broad brush.

:yoiks:

[SPKrazy]

103. lol

:rofl: :rofl:


:hug:

[SPKrazy]

21. Rockit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7dAxvj2mlU


:rofl:

[Cabcere]

22. Hey, you!

*pokes* You never answered my question...are ya gonna be my groupie or not? :P :rofl: :hi:

[SPKrazy]

24. groupie?

:shrug:

i wanna be a roadie for you man...

:woohoo:


:hi:

[Cabcere]

25. That works too.

:D :hug: Welcome aboard, man! :hi:

[SPKrazy]

27. all right!

fuckin rockstar roadie :woohoo:

:P

[Cabcere]

30. Hell yes!

Did you see Debi's post? "The truck doesn't load itself!" :D

[mzteris]

28. I thought you meant pri's rockit!

Have you heard her audio? She's really good. (You DID vote, didn't you?)

[SPKrazy]

32. i don't know what

you are talking about :shrug:

[mzteris]

33. see here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6953244&mesg_id=6953244

[SPKrazy]

34. send a pm

and vote?

Okay I'll try it.

[mzteris]

35. just in case she's not on

tonight - I'll pm you the details.

[BarenakedLady]

26. Can I be a backup dancer?

I can't sing or play an instrument, but I do dance. Oh come on....pretty please?



:bounce: :bounce:

[Cabcere]

29. Absolutely!

:bounce: :bounce: (Hell, I can't really sing or play an instrument either...but shhh! ;)) :P

[lost-in-nj]

44. SO!!!!

what song should we sing?????

I think we should sing......
hmmmm
American Pie
or JUKE BOX HERO!!!!!


lost

[Cabcere]

52. We should sing

every song EVER. :D

Well, okay, maybe not.

But I think the ones you mentioned are a good start! :thumbsup:

[SPKrazy]

61. I want to copycat this soooooo badly

but it really wouldn't be right to do so would it? :P

[Cabcere]

69. Go for it!

:P Hell, maybe we'll get a few new fans out of it! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

72. Oh it's bad

well no worse than anything else i do here :P

[SPKrazy]

74. but i just can't bring myself to do it

[Cabcere]

79. Hahaha...does it involve

switching two syllables that both end in "ck"? :P

[SPKrazy]

80. it involves

switching two words in your title that both end in "ck"

and its a brand new world :P

or maybe not :shrug:

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

81. Sex, drugs, and rock & roll!

:rofl: :headbang:

[SPKrazy]

82. yeah

no difference prolly

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

83. It's all part of our new lifestyle

as rockstars.

...Or fuckstars, if you prefer. :shrug: :P

[SPKrazy]

87. *snerk*

:rofl:

did nickleback do a song about fuckstars? :shrug: :P

[Cabcere]

89. Not that I know of.

Which means it's up for grabs! :think: I say we include it on our first album. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

92. we could even just

steal the lyrics and make a few changes :P

:rofl:

not sure the song would have any different meaning though.

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

94. Haha, probably true

:rofl:

You're just full of brilliant ideas! :D :rofl:

[Wapsie B]

63. I'll be a groupie.

:P

[SPKrazy]

66. HERE'S THE GROUPIE!!!!!

right here!!!!

:woohoo:

[Cabcere]

70. Yay, our first groupie!!

:woohoo: :bounce: :woohoo: :bounce: :woohoo:

Welcome aboard, bushwentawol! :hi:

[Wapsie B]

93. Thank you Cabcere!!

:hi:

:woohoo: :woohoo:


Where's the bong? :P

[Cabcere]

96. Oh no, thank YOU!

:evilgrin:

*passes the bong*

:smoke:

[Wapsie B]

98. You're very welcome!

:evilgrin:


*takes a big hit*

:smoke:

[Cabcere]

100. ...

:toast:

:smoke:

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

101. .

:toast: :beer:

SKOL!

:smoke:

:hi:

[Cabcere]

104. Oh yeah!

(I stumbled across this site and its crazy emoticons, so...yeah.) :shrug:

[Wapsie B]

106. Cool!

That's a nice site!

[Cabcere]

107. It is fun, isn't it?

Maybe we can call our band "The Emoticons!" :P

[Wapsie B]

109. Yes it is fun.

The Emoticons! That's a good name. Pass the bong. We'll brainstorm some more. :P

[BlooInBloo]

97. I wanna be a cowboy. And you can be my cowgirl.

[Cabcere]

99. Works for me!

:P :hi:

[TK421]

102. OK...I'll be backstage supplying your cocaine!!!

:D and, of course..anything else that you need...........

[Cabcere]

105. Awesome!

:headbang: :D :hi:

[bridgit]

108. i *am* a rock star dammit!! bow down & shine my flip-flops while you're down there...

Josie and The Pussycats - Three small words video

[Cabcere]

115. *shines your flip-flops*

:P Flip-flopper! :rofl: :hi:

[bridgit]

136. yay! shiny flip-flops...

:bounce: :hi:

[Mythsaje]

110. That's the LAST thing I'd want...

I prefer the relative anonymity of author-dom. The fame is a little less intrusive, even if you're as famous as J.K. Rowling.

[DarkTirade]

111. I'm in, I play guitar and I'd be willing to learn bass.

Even though the lead singer and guitarists usually get most of the chicks, the really freaky ones are the ones that go for the bass player so that's an even trade-off in my book... :P

I keed, I keed.

Come to think of it... maybe I'm not kidding... :P

[Cabcere]

114. Hey, I dig bass players...

...and lead guitarists, and singers, and drummers, and egg shaker/rainstick players...lol. :hi: Welcome aboard!

[DarkTirade]

137. My point exactly. :P

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

112. I'll be your groupie.

:hi:

[Cabcere]

116. Billy!

:hug: Good to see you, man. :) And even better to have you as a groupie! :evilgrin: :P :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

113. Can I play?

:bounce:

[Cabcere]

117. Yes, of course!

:bounce: Great picture Oeditpus Rex. :D :hi: Always good to see you, my friend. :hug:

[Bassic]

118. Me too

:thumbsup:

[Cabcere]

119. Great!

:hi: Welcome to the club! Are you a bass player? (Just going by your username, here...) :)

[Bassic]

122. That's right

:D 5-string.

[Cabcere]

123. Ooh, nice!

:D My ex-boyfriend has a wicked-looking 5-string that he let me (try to) play when I was at his place. However, I haven't even really gotten the hang of 4 strings, so you can imagine how that turned out...lol. :hi: Bass players are awesome!

[Bassic]

124. Why thank you

:D

:hi:

Do you play an instrument? Or do you sing?

[Cabcere]

126. You're very welcome.

:D

I used to be able to sing pretty well - I sang a solo for the church play when I was about 10 or 11, but then we changed churches and I refused to sing at all for about two years, and I kind of lost the ability. :eyes: (I was a stubborn little kid with my own stupid reasons, but there you go.) I can still kind of sing OK, but not great or anything...

As for instruments, I took piano lessons as a kid and again in college, and I was a band geek in high school, lol. :D I played flute, trumpet, & mellophone (the marching band version of the French horn), and for the past few years I've been fooling around on the bass guitar. :) It's a lot of fun, but I haven't gotten anywhere much. :shrug: I love music.

[Bassic]

128. Bass reall kicks ass, but I'd like to learn the piano some day.

I've alway like that instrument.

[Cabcere]

130. I really like the piano, too.

I'd love to be good at it, but for now I'll settle for just messing around and having fun. :)

Edited because I left out a word.

[KitchenWitch]

120. Me too!

[Cabcere]

121. Yay, KitchenWitch!

:hi: Welcome aboard! :D

[Jamastiene]

125. You aren't the only one.

Well, if I could skip the part where I have no bodyguards and I'm too popular for my own damn good on the way up. I wanna skip that part and just be a rock star and have bodyguards and money. Fucking loads of women, money, booze, drugs, rock and roll, in that order. Of course, it would be smart to switch the first two so I could get the women part (the most important part). Make that...loads of money, THEN the women, booze, drugs, and rock and roll.

[Cabcere]

127. Sounds like a plan to me!

:D Skip all the hard knocks and crap on the way up, and fast-forward to success...man, if somebody could invent a way to do that, they'd be rich. :hi:

[Jamastiene]

129. I'd love to be the one to figure out how to do that.

I would be on my way to LA PRONTO to snort coke off a couple of gorgeous women's asses, then go for it...one right after the other. Oh, that would be the life. I would go to Hell happy when I died if only I could have that. :evilgrin:

[Cabcere]

132. Well, what's keeping you?

:P Get crackin' on a way to figure something like that out! :hi: :rofl:

[JVS]

131. me too

[Cabcere]

133. Score!

I like your icon, btw. :hi: Don't panic!

[Initech]

134. Can I be the road manager?

[Cabcere]

135. Sure!

:D (I love the Colbert quote in your sig line, btw. :thumbsup: :rofl:) :hi: