Seriously, I leave DU for a couple of days and you idiots all start to slack off....

[LynneSin]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

How else can we explain the rapture index going down 2 points.

Work harder damnit!!!! I need a new car

[sarge43]

1. I made some tabbouleh to lower the wheat supply.

Does that count?

(I have dibs on my neighbor's fish pond.)

[LynneSin]

2. My new neighborhood I'm surrounded by Catholics

and Catholics don't buy into the Rapture.

[sarge43]

3. There will be plenty of pickings for us heathens.

You'll just have search farther afield.

[northzax]

4. no wonder you missed the Delaware-Delaware State thread

I was wondering where you were. unlike you to miss a chance to comment on the appendix of America.

[LynneSin]

5. HEY!!! Delaware Population was DOUBLED this weekend

Dover Downs had a major NASCAR race and the place is overloaded.

Edit note: At least my state has 2 senators and a representative. As for DC...... :hide:

[northzax]

6. we have 50 senators

and 435 reps. ever notice that they spend more time here than there? and when they retire to 'spend more time with their families" it means they want to move to DC permanently, and not have to deal with the rubes in the flyover (or in some cases the 'train though' states?)

[krispos42]

7. Only 50?

Are the other 50 in an 'undisclosed location'?

:-)

[northzax]

8. we don't really want the republicans

they get to go back to the hinterlands when we are done with them.

[LynneSin]

14. Wait - you don't want the republican senators and yet you'll take the republican representatives

Oh my!

[northzax]

17. they are like cockroaches

once there is an infestation, you can't get rid of them.

[LynneSin]

19. Personally I find that statement offensive - I expect better from you....

I mean, to compare cockroaches to republican represenatives, well those poor cockroaches can't defend themselves from such a horrible comparison

I mean this:


Is hardly as offensive as this:

[LynneSin]

9. My senators go home at night to DELAWARE

along with my representative.

Why do you think they're big fans of Amtrak?

In fact Joe Biden has been known to attend Mass at the catholic church near where I live

[madinmaryland]

11. Is that where you were this weekend?

:hide:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

10. I have done MY share

but I can't speak for the rest of the lounge.

I know for sure that when the rapture happens, I will be LEFT BEHIND

http://www.lbgstore.com/left-behind-eternal-forces-the-pc-game-esrb-teen.html

edit to correct link

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. We Loungers are still recovering from the taser wounds you've inflicted upon us.

Ohiosmith hasn't been heard from at all, since your "taser Ohiosmith" thread... This wreckage is your fault. The least that you can do is to send pizza or something, if you're feeling remorse.

Yeah, send pizza. That'll begin the healing. ;-)

[LynneSin]

13. Will this do?

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. Once bitten, twice shy...

There's a taser emoticon behind the pizza, isn't there.

:rofl:

[sarge43]

16. Some beer would help, too. n/t

[LynneSin]

18. Here is the best not only from Delaware - but one of the best rated in the country

[sarge43]

20. Dogfish Head. Mmmm .... well, ok.

Is that the Delaware equivalent of a tequila worm?