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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 11:01 AM
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Bad joke Monday
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. Hillary Clinton, and the 10 Republicans running for President. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person...

Until Hillary gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 11:03 AM
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1. excellent
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-24-07 11:29 AM
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2. Geez, if only it were that easy.
:-)
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