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Mon Sep-24-07 01:02 PM
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| 10 Top Reasons Not To Eat With Pigs |
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1. They have the table manners of a hog.
2. They like to play "pull my finger" during dinner .... and it's not pretty.
3. They never cover there mouths when they belch.
4. Their kids a just little pigs!
5. Not once have they ever offered to do the dishes.
6. Always asking "you gonna eat that?".
7. Their favorte resturant is "Olive Garden".
8. If they women are breast feeding, you'll need to mop the floor.
9. The men like to smoke cigars.
10. Sometimes the Arnold vs. Porky debates can get ugly.
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| Fire Walk With Me
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Mon Sep-24-07 01:06 PM
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Mon Sep-24-07 06:42 PM
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| 6. "We shall eat like animals!" |
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Mon Sep-24-07 01:20 PM
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| 4. And the slop they like to eat! |
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Disgusting!
They rarely speak - just grunts. :eyes:
And their home is just a sty!
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Mon Sep-24-07 02:31 PM
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| 5. You're eating chicken but they remind you that what you really want is bacon |
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