Imagine you are Diane Sawyer - what questions would you ask Jenna Bush in an interview

[LynneSin]

Diane is interviewing one of the Busch Twins on Friday.

Post your questions here!

[Dr. Strange]

1. Is it true that they have no homosexuals in Iran? n/t

[madinmaryland]

2. Why aren't you in Iraq?

[SacredCow]

3. Want a beer? n/t

[LaraMN]

4. What is your stance on VPL?

:P

[LibDemAlways]

5. Since Jenna takes after her dad in the brains department,

Diane would be wise to stick to topics Jenna knows something about. So, I'd suggest:

What brand of cigarettes do you prefer?
How often do you get so shit-faced you end up in situations like the one pictured below?
Tell me about your arrests.
What would possess the daughter of a "President" to run naked through the halls of a hotel?

[seemunkee]

6. Are you high?

[Bullwinkle925]

7. Can you point to the United States on a map?

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. 'Have you ever heard of Maj. James Roosevelt?

He was executive officer to Lt. Col. Evans Carlson, commander of Carlson's Raiders, who led a U.S. assault against the Japanese on Makin Island in WWII. Roosevelt was the oldest son of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt."

[LynneSin]

11. "Have you ever heard of Lt Beau Biden?"

He's due to ship out to Iraq at the beginning of 2008.

And that guy not only has a daddy who is a major US senator and presidential nominee but Beau was just elected as DE Attorney General.

[Hangingon]

30. Did you know that before last nights Ken Burns "The War"?

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Nope (n/t)

[Sanity Claws]

9. Some people say you are pregnant. Are you?

[beastofbourbon]

10. Hey Now

How do you sleep ? or are you totally consumed only with your " life" ?

[LynneSin]

12. Are you able to get enough oxygen to the brain with those blinders on so tightly?

:D

[jakefrep]

13. What are buffalo wings made of? nt

[devilgrrl]

14. I'm telling you right now, she's going to lob softballs.

eom

[LynneSin]

16. Hell she'll just put the softball on one of those T-Sticks they use for pre-schoolers

where you're pretty much guarentee a hit.

[Connonym]

15. Do you think your dad is a knob?

Would you consider self-sterilization to be genocide against your family? Because the rest of us would really appreciate if you guys stopped procreating.

[Redbear]

23. I think thats a winner.

Very funny, connonym!

[mitchum]

17. "Do you like to play softball?"

because that's what Sawyer will be pitching

[QueenOfCalifornia]

18. So, Jenna,

What's it like being the spawn of the dark lord?

[Deep13]

19. How did I turn into Diane Sawyer?

And why do I always get the crap stories? I used to be on 60 Minutes, you know. I don't see Mike Wallace interviewing the dumbass children of dumbass politicians.

[LynneSin]

21. It's my thread - you start your own "If you were Mike Wallace what questions would you ask _____"

:grr:

[Deep13]

25. No, that's what I would ask the Bush daughters.

"How did I turn into Diane Sawyer?" A moment earlier I was typing at a computer in Cleveland.

[JVS]

20. Wanna make out?

;-)

[LynneSin]

22. Eewwwww - what if her dumbass repuke cooties are contagious

I better have you banned from DU now before you spread it around to the rest of us

:hide:

[HEyHEY]

29. Can u steal me some of your Dad's blow?

[JVS]

37. Diane Sawyer and Jenna Bush nabbed at wild coke-orgy

NICE!

[Redbear]

24. Which is more embarrassing?

That half the world has seen your gentialia on the internet


OR

Having the worst.president.ever. as a father ?

[LynneSin]

35. Or the third.worst.president.ever as a grandfather

(reagan gets #2)

[skygazer]

26. Can you count to five?

In three tries or less?

[Crazy Dave]

27. Who's the current president of the United States? n/t

[jberryhill]

28. How many fingers am I holding up? /nt

[Patsy Stone]

31. The Green Shoes!

She must answer for those shiny green shoes she was wearing Election Night 2004.

[HughBeaumont]

32. So . . . should they bring back the Guillotine?

[CBHagman]

33. Nothing. I would make Mr. Bennet's speech to Kitty.

For those of you who haven't read Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, Mr. Bennet basically threatens to ground his fourth daughter, Kitty, until she can prove she's spent 10 minutes of the day in a rational manner.

As for the rest, I can't imagine in the slightest anything about either Bush twin that would remotely interest me.

[AllegroRondo]

36. "how difficult is it to watch your father screw up the country this badly?"