Ahmedinajad stops at times square olive garden orders fried chicken.

Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:33 PM
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Ahmedinajad stops at times square olive garden orders fried chicken.

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KitchenWitch

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:34 PM
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1. Did he talk loudly on a cellphone while smoking and breastfeeding his children?

Was he watching Fat Actress while listening to Laura Branigan CDs, and most importantly, is he circumcised?

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:36 PM
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3. He left his shopping cart in the middle of Times Square

tying up traffic for hours.

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KitchenWitch

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:41 PM
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9. Did he park in handicapped without a permit?

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:42 PM
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12. He said he didn't need a permit since sled dogs were towing his H2 Hummer

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Danger Mouse

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:35 PM
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2. Where was his pit bull during all of this?

:shrug:

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:36 PM
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4. In the Senate voting to censure Move-on.org

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Danger Mouse

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:38 PM
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6. damn that pit bull! i bet he tasered a university student, too...

just after eating twenty children.

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:40 PM
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8. He did eat any children just filed criminal assult charges

against the six year old.

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Danger Mouse

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:42 PM
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11. after slapping the child in a crowded restaurent, i bet.

pit bulls are the root of all evil.

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:48 PM
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14. Well the child was breastfeeding between cigarette puffs

and was still in a stroller at age 14

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Danger Mouse

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:53 PM
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19. Yes, and eating factory farm-raised bacon while he was at it...

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SlavesandBulldozers

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:37 PM
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5. he missed out on the salad and breadsticks?

tsk tsk.

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Sanity Claws

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:39 PM
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7. Did he shop at Circuit City?

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:41 PM
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10. Yes and refused to show his reciept claiming there are no shoplifters in Iran

Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 05:41 PM by Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Sanity Claws

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:43 PM
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13. Did they infringe on his civil rights?

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:50 PM
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15. Worse he is replacing Elisabeth Hasselbeck all next week on the View

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lost-in-nj

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:52 PM
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16. Did he have

his Blue tooth ear piece on??

Talking to himself???

lost

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:56 PM
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20. worse he was triangulating with his iphone

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Initech

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:53 PM
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17. Did he show his reciept?

:popcorn:

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Clintonista2

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:53 PM
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18. LOLOLOLOL!!!!

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LostinVA

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:57 PM
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21. Did one of his wives breastfeed during dinner???

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madinmaryland

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:57 PM
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22. My GOD!! TASER HIM!!1!!

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madinmaryland

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Mon Sep-24-07 05:58 PM
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23. CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!1!!

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Zomby Woof

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Mon Sep-24-07 11:29 PM
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28. And then there's that classic

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 06:05 PM
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After lunch he stopped of at the hairdressers

He spent $400, told the barber he thought Obama was articulate and claimed while he grew up a braves fan he always rooted for the Yankees in the American League.

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 06:05 PM
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24. dupe nt

Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 06:06 PM by Tian Zhuangzhuang

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ileus

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Mon Sep-24-07 06:35 PM
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25. Doesn't he know Meat is Murder???

How can I support him if he's no better than bush?

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 11:27 PM
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26. Didn't you hear he is an anti-porn vegan

:evilgrin:

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Zomby Woof

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Mon Sep-24-07 11:28 PM
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27. He tasered Nader's NASCAR-sponsored fetus

Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 11:29 PM by ZombyWoof

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BlooInBloo

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Mon Sep-24-07 11:30 PM
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29. I get all of the inside jokes! yay me!!!!

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Mon Sep-24-07 11:33 PM
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30. And he ordered the cornflake-breaded chicken

Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 11:33 PM by ocelot

and allowed his noisy children to run around and annoy people; and then he called the waiter a douchebag.

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otherlander

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Mon Sep-24-07 11:33 PM
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31. That was not a sentence.

You are hereby disqualified from life.

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Mon Sep-24-07 11:38 PM
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33. Thanks alot Hitler

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otherlander

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Mon Sep-24-07 11:51 PM
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34. You probably want to bomb Iran, don't you, KKKarl?

Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 11:52 PM by otherlander

:eyes:

:crazy:

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Lex

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Mon Sep-24-07 11:34 PM
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32. You forgot Poland.

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Dr. Strange

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Tue Sep-25-07 08:31 AM
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35. Yeah, but Bush has eaten way more fried chicken ...

than Ahmedinajad has. Maybe we Americans should be focusing on that. Let Iranians determine the fate of their own Olive Gardens.
Please Mr. Bush, don't tase him bro.

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Tian Zhuangzhuang

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Tue Sep-25-07 10:55 AM
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36. We can't criticize Chicken eating there

until we stop the chicken eating here.

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