Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and come in on Saturday.

[Initech]

And Sunday too, we lost some people over the week and we need to play sort of catch-up. So if you could get here by 9:00, that'd be greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

[HughBeaumont]

1. What if we're still doing this when we're 50?

It'd be nice to have that kind of job security.

[Initech]

2. We need to talk about your flare.

[Sugar Smack]

3. "Flair", and, BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

I frickin love that movie. God, do I love it.:rofl:

[Initech]

12. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair...

:rofl:

[txwhitedove]

22. Don't disappoint your boss - order your 37-pieces of Flair here...

http://www.phonelosers.org/store/buttons

[LibraLiz1973]

4. Looks like somebodies got a case of the Mondays...

[Initech]

11. Now with every decision you make, you gotta ask yourself:

"Is this good for the company?"

[LibraLiz1973]

45. Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.

[txwhitedove]

5. But, but, you have my stapler.....

[Initech]

10. Milton what's happening? I'm going to have to ask you to move your desk.

So if you could get it as far back against that wall as possible, that'd be greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

[Gold Metal Flake]

17. If they take my stapler, I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire.

[Initech]

19. I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9:00 - 11:00

[Skittles]

6. There's nothing wrong with the name Michael Bolton

"There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys."

[Initech]

9. I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS! I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE!

CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!!!!

[Gold Metal Flake]

7. No... No, man... Shit, no, man

I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

[Initech]

8. Two chicks at the same time!

[Breeze54]

13. And BTW? Your working the holidays! No excuses! Make arrangements now.

:grr:

Then you get there, and there's no work and it's snowing and around noon,
they tell you that you can go home. "It's slower than we thought it would be! Oops!"

:nuke:

[Initech]

15. Did you get that memo?

I see the reference is lost here. :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

14. Yeah.

I'll see that you get another copy of that memo. :P

[Initech]

18. I told those fudge packers I like Michael Bolton's music.

[XemaSab]

34. I celebrate his entire catalog.

:)

[Gold Metal Flake]

16. So, you should ask yourself - with every decision you make - "Is this good for the company?"

[Initech]

21. PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

[fizzgig]

26. no...not again...

i... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? i swear to god, one of these days, i just kick this piece of shit out the window.

[Missy Vixen]

20. I'm going to show her my "O" face

"Oh! Oh! Oh"

LMAO,
Julie

[Gold Metal Flake]

23. Illustrated!

[Initech]

25. Lumbergh fucked her!

[Gold Metal Flake]

29. Can you move a little to the left? Yeah, that's good.

While thrusting and sipping coffee! :rofl:

[Initech]

24. Now Milton dont be greedy, pass it along so everybody gets a piece!

[HughBeaumont]

38. But last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told...

Just pass.

The ratio of people to cake is too big.















I could set the building on fire.

[baldguy]

27. Soryy Bill, Im just here for my meeting with the Bobs

They called me at home.

[Initech]

31. Oh here's another thing, let me tell you something about TPS reports.

[Gold Metal Flake]

28. Peter... watch out for your cornhole, man

[Initech]

32. What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

[Gold Metal Flake]

30. Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

[Initech]

33. First, a Mr. Samir naga naga naga not gonna work here anymore!

[BlueIris]

35. I'm gonna have to go ahead and...disagree with you there—

I don't think that's he's uh, the type of person that we want for...upper management.

[Tafiti]

36. Wrong?! Samir, this is America!

It's not Riyad. They're not gonna cut off your hand!

[deucemagnet]

37. We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison.

No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

[mikeytherat]

39. Because when Mike Brady ask you to come in on Saturday, you'd better do it!

mikey_the_rat

[davsand]

40. "I wouldn't say I've exactly been MISSING work..."

I love that movie. It is right up there with Raising Arizona when it comes to throwing quotes around in my household...



Laura

[Initech]

47. "Good luck with your layoffs guys, I hope your firings go really well!"

[LaraMN]

41. Omg! I just did a narrative analysis of OS for a class this week!

One of the less painful assignments I've had, for certain!



:bounce:

[Initech]

46. Nice!

"Yeah, Bill Lumbergh. I was away from my desk and I didn't see you there for a second."

"Yeah."

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."

"Yeah hi, Bill Lumbergh!"

[regularguy]

42. ..and the money's not yours? "Well...it becomes ours..."

[Richardo]

43. "Nothin'? You don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man...

...Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit."

[Deep13]

44. um, well, um, okay, but...

...i'm going to have to blow up the building.

[Initech]

48. Um... um... I was told that I would get a piece of cake!

[Blue-Jay]

49. Watch out for yer corn-hole, bud.