How do you like your eggs?

[Zomby Woof]

Poached.

Also scrambled.

Then maybe as my third choice, over easy.

I like 'em with salsa or Habanero Tabasco and fresh-ground pepper.

[lost-in-nj]

1. Over easy and don't break the yoke....

with toast

or scrambled.... with toast and pepper

yyuummmmm eggs... the perfect food...


lost

[GOPisEvil]

2. Scrambled, over easy, omelets, fritattas....

:9

[Zomby Woof]

5. Then there's omelets!

You can put almost anything in them. Short of dryer lint. :D

[GOPisEvil]

23. Belly button lint is tasty though!

:D

[Zomby Woof]

26. Only because I dropped my Cold Stone there

I won't say how you removed it after that.... :hide:

[GOPisEvil]

29. Some things are better left unsaid.

:scared:

[Zomby Woof]

33. Which is why I posted it

Instead of saying it out loud. :P

(with huskerlaw and nini as our witnesses!) :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

36. There were witnesses?

:scared:

[Zomby Woof]

37. I have signed affidavits

And 8x10 black and white glossies with circles and arrows! :o

[GOPisEvil]

39. *prays for American blind justice*

:D

[Zomby Woof]

40. Do you think I am going to kill myself for littering?

:D

[GOPisEvil]

41. Kid, I want you to go down and sit on that bench that says Group W...now Kid!

[Zomby Woof]

42. Kid

We don't like your kind.

Motherstabbers and fatherrapers!

[GOPisEvil]

44. Kid, have you rehabilitated yourself?

:D

[Zomby Woof]

46. Oh hell no

I am still a threadjacking asshole! :D

[GOPisEvil]

47. I had heard you resigned!

Glad you're still amongst the Triad! :D

[Zomby Woof]

49. I never resigned

Maybe some subversive elements are trying to usurp me! x( :D

[GOPisEvil]

51. It's a Rovian plot!

x(

By the way, I just started watching The War. I think I'm going to sign off to devote more attention to it. :hi:

[Mutley]

3. Scrambled or fried

with standard Tabasco Sauce. :9

[Zomby Woof]

6. That'll work

:9

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. Over medium

I like the white set completely and the yolks slightly raw.

[nini]

7. with bacon

;-)

[Zomby Woof]

9. mmmmm bacon

D'oh! :loveya:

[pokerfan]

8. Step 1. Prepare the Hollandaise Sauce.

2. Bring 2 to 3 inches water to a boil in medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Reduce heat to a simmer. Break 1 egg into small dish. Holding dish close to surface of simmering water, carefully slip egg into water. Repeat with 1 egg. Cook 3 to 5 minutes or until yolks are just set. Remove eggs and drain on paper towels. Repeat with remaining eggs.

3. Cook Canadian bacon in large skillet over medium-low heat, turning occasionally.

4. Top each English muffin half with 2 slices bacon, 1 poached egg and 1 tablespoon Hollandaise Sauce.

Serve immediately.

[Zomby Woof]

12. That sounds damn good

The few times I have had Eggs Benedict I enjoyed them. Perhaps I should try some again soon.

[KurtNYC]

10. I used to cook for a steak house

we did brunch on weekends. It was all cooked to order and broke down:

- 30% scrambled
- 40% over easy
- 10% each for poached, hard and medium

[Wcross]

11. Over easy & 4 minute, 35 seconds eggs boiled.

Over easy would be served with hash browns and toast. The boiled eggs would be served with Thomas' English Muffins at a ratio of one muffin per egg. No substitution for Thomas' brand muffins.

You asked!

[Zomby Woof]

14. I did

And I am glad, other than the drool on my shirt. :D

[Xipe Totec]

13. One minute eggs with key lime and salt

If you've heard of it, I know where you're from...

[supernova]

17. That sounds delish

I've never thought of eggs and limes before. :9

[lost-in-nj]

15. Have you ever had them like this??

like in Moonstruck



lost

[Zomby Woof]

18. No

Is there any other food product more versatile?

[Mutley]

19. That looks really good.

Looks like I'll be buying some bread and eggs tomorrow.

[Zomby Woof]

20. You like them Pembroke style!

Pem that broke the eggs, eats the eggs! :crazy:

[Mutley]

21. Is that what that's called?

:P

[Zomby Woof]

22. Then there's Spencer's style

The Whoopee Egg which farts when you crack it! x(

[Mutley]

25. Oooo, I gotta have me one of them.

:D

[yellowdogintexas]

74. EGG ON AN ISLAND! total comfort food. nt

[ironflange]

16. I don't have eggs, I have sperm

Actually, I don't even have those any more. :(

[Breeze54]

24. Unfertilized!

:rofl:

Oh, you mean to eat? :P

Mostly scrambled but fried over easy will do too, when in a hurry!

[Pale Blue Dot]

27. Over easy. with toast to suck up the runny yolks. nt

[Zomby Woof]

32. I knew you were a suck up

:D

Nini likes them like that most of the time. :-)

[SPKrazy]

28. just not poached

and even then i might eat it anyway :D

[WinkyDink]

30. Scrambled! And then a fried-egg sammich, but only if I make it, as I

make half all yolk, and the other all whites. :)

[bridgit]

31. over-easy w/pepper...

:9

[IndianaJones]

34. sunny side up cooked in bacon grease. nt.

[Inchworm]

35. over-easy with untoasted rye bread

I've had to sign a release form in a diner to get them cooked that way lol. Wish I rem where the hec I was.

:hi:

[Lethe]

38. raw

i drink this almost every morning:

3-4 raw eggs
dash of OJ
1/2 cup frozen blackberries
1/2 cup frozen blueberries
1/2 banana

the raw eggs in the blender make it rich and creamy like ice cream

[Skittles]

43. over hard, no runny stuff

that is the ONLY way I like 'em

[Zomby Woof]

45. You kick those eggs' ass!

:7

[Skittles]

48. did I ever tell you this story

my bf lives on a farm and had a slew of chickens. So he's cooking something and it calls for an egg - so he searched the barn and couldn't find one. He was very angry - called the chickens "VINDICTIVE BITCHES". I told him they're just OLD. :7

[Zomby Woof]

50. I never heard that one!

Guess they weren't spring chickens, eh? :P

[Kali]

57. ...

:rofl:

I have some hens like that. Will you come KICK THEIR ASSES?

[Skittles]

59. even funnier

we had an uppity rooster named Sir Walter......he bossed those girls around.....I would tell Walter, "I'M HEAD CHICK NOW" and chase his ass around - damn it seriously pissed him off :rofl:

[pokerfan]

72. Kramer's chicken

New scene - Jerry in bed at the crack of dawn. We hear a rooster crowing. Jerry gets up and knocks on Kramer's door, bleary-eyed. Kramer answers the door with a rooster under his arm.

JERRY: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?

KRAMER: Oh, Jerry loves the morning.

JERRY: Who?

KRAMER: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.

JERRY: Thanks, that's very sweet, but that is not a chicken.

KRAMER: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.

JERRY: Well, you picked out a rooster.

KRAMER: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.

<Jerry nods and shuffles back to his place. Kramer turns Little Jerry upside down to see if he's actually a rooster or not...>

[RFKHumphreyObama]

52. Scrambled

You are making me very hungry now :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

53. Poached, Basted, Shirred

[Kali]

54. scrambled (with salsa), omelets, and over med to hard.

I can eat hard boiled as deviled, or just the white with salt, but plain hard boiled yolk? :puke:

[TreasonousBastard]

55. I'm sure this has a name...

but I'll take an au gratin dish and layer spinach, ham, cheese, mushrooms and maybe some other stuff, then crack a couple of eggs on top and bake or nuke it. Maybe toast on the bottom.

Bearnaise or hollandaise goes well on this if some happens to be around.

[BlooInBloo]

56. Love scrambled or fried. All else gives me the willies....

... But with a little bacon grease, montreal seasoning, lightly sauteed onions and 8-10 slices of bacon? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......

[Whisp]

58. soft boiled, chopped up

in a fluffy pastry cup, with Hollandaise sauce.
and bacon on the side.

[Ekirh]

60. Scrambled is fine enough by me . . . .

I'm not a huge egg eater though . . I don't think I've had scrambled eggs in awhile.

Well actually, Give me a deviled egg any time as well.

[DS1]

61. comfortable, warm, with a bit of support. boxers are nice

[txwhitedove]

62. Scrambled, with salsa on top.

[Liberal Veteran]

63. Free range and cooked.

Boiled, scrambled, fried, poached....what have you.

Just not pickled.

[susanna]

64. Poached, soft-boiled or over medium.

Scrambled or omelette work too. I'm an equal-opportunity egg-eater. :-)

[ChoralScholar]

65. Incubated, hatched, matured, dispatched, plucked and

fried in a beer batter.

[Perseid]

66. in a woman who is

ovulating.

damn, can I take that back?

[amitten]

67. Benedict. n/t

[wildhorses]

68. pickled

~hic-cup~

[sakabatou]

69. Scrambled

[sanguinivorous]

70. As far away from me as possible. (nt)

[ashling]

71. cooked:

scrambled, fried (over easy, over medim, hried hard),hard boiled, soft boiled, poached, deviled, egg salad, huevos rancheros, omelet withgreen onions ham and cheese ...or with just about anything:

I loves me some eggs!

got to go make a omelet........

[Guava Jelly]

73. Scrambled with melted cheese salsa and sour cream

And tons of Black Pepper Yum!!