jakefrep
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Tue Sep-25-07 12:28 PM
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to race in NASCAR in '08... |
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...in a car sponsored jointly by Circuit City, Olive Garden, and a consortium of breastfeeding advocacy organizations.
Film at 11.
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cobalt1999
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Tue Sep-25-07 12:32 PM
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1. On a semi-serious note. |
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I always thought NASCAR needed a "villian" in each race, sort of like wrestling shows. He'd be perfect in that role for NASCAR.
If you had said the team will be owned by Chavez, it would get better.
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Tue Sep-25-07 02:24 PM
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10. Yep! NASCAR needs Dick Dastardly... |
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Tue Sep-25-07 12:39 PM
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2. He'll be racing a gas-guzzling SUV |
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Sponsored also by Taser and the World Circumcision Foundation
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Jack from Charlotte
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Tue Sep-25-07 01:46 PM
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7. He was quoted as saying........ |
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"The Tazer- WCF Ford Fusion was awesome today. I want to thank the boys back at the shop for givin' me such an awesome ride. It was just one of them deals that we blowed a motor today."
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Tue Sep-25-07 02:20 PM
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8. You left out "ALLAH AKBAR!" |
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Gotta get in an obligatory God reference.
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Tue Sep-25-07 12:43 PM
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3. Please show all reciepts at the will call window. |
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Tue Sep-25-07 12:54 PM
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4. Why do you advocate invading NASCAR? |
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You warmongering sycophant!
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jakefrep
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Tue Sep-25-07 02:21 PM
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9. Who said anything about invading? |
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The minute he gives thanks to Allah after a race, NASCAR will erupt into a holy war.
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Tue Sep-25-07 01:41 PM
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and of course Ahmadinejad will be driving the No. 666 Taser Toyota. :evilgrin:
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Tue Sep-25-07 02:28 PM
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11. He'll be driving a Chinese car...not a Toyota.... |
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...never mind that Chinese-made cars make the Ford Pinto seem like a Volvo, engineering and safety-wise.
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Tue Sep-25-07 01:46 PM
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6. Rahall-Carrot Top Racing |
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