People are bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling.

[MrCoffee]

No flames, please.

[Hugin]

1. With a bastard on top!

(needed to be said)

[SacredCow]

3. What are my side choices?

(needs to be asked?)

[Critters2]

5. Baked bastard, with butter or sour cream,

mashed bastards with gravy, bastard salad, or the vegetable of the day. What'll it be?

[SacredCow]

10. Hmmmmmm.....

No Bastard on the Cob? I guess I'll take the mashed bastards, then.

[Critters2]

14. I can check to see if we have any, but we charge extra for substitutions. nt

[SacredCow]

21. Bastards!!!!

:silly:

[Critters2]

24. Self-delete

cuz it wasn't funny.

[ohiosmith]

2. And if they are as special as I am, they have bastard sprinkles.

[MrCoffee]

6. no one is as special as you

[ohiosmith]

8. You sweet talker you.

[Shell Beau]

4. Well I can't argue with that!

;)

[Dr. Strange]

7. So's your face!

Is that a flame?

[MrCoffee]

9. i said no flames, you bastard.

oh yeah, it's on now.

[LynneSin]

11. Not only will I flame you but I'll flame you with a bengal tiger jumping thru those flames

[MrCoffee]

13. FLAME ON!

[unpossibles]

12. I also come with a subtle yet spicy bastard sauce n/t

[dolo amber]

15. Is the bastard filling made of actual bastards or some petroleum by-product

bastard-like substance? I'm kind of a purist...

[Critters2]

17. The real stuff is wicked expensive, ya know. nt

[MrCoffee]

18. take that faux-bastard filling back to the K-Mart

only authentic bastard filling allowed. accept no substitutes.

[LynneSin]

19. Ewww - have you ever had the bastard made with trans-fats and high fructose corn syrup

I think that bastard is make in China

[Parche]

16. You Basturd

:rofl: :hi:

[MrCoffee]

20. i said no flames, you old dirty bastard!

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. No, they're not. They're fargin' sniggy bastiches.

:P Oh, and they're corksuckers too. :hi: :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

23. You have violated my farging rights.

Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

[redqueen]

31. That's my favorite part of that movie.

:thumbsup:

[lost-in-nj]

25. Does this come in a diet portion??

no sugar ???


:*


lost

[sasquatch]

26. That quote is from Dr. Cox from "scrubs"

[MrCoffee]

27. you ratted me out!

bastard!

[Cabcere]

32. I love that bastard.

:)

[sasquatch]

35. Me too

[XemaSab]

28. Man, there's no stench like the stench of a bastard farm.

:puke:

[redqueen]

29. Mmmmmmm... bastardy

:9

[mzteris]

30. and a side order of bastard

with extra bastard topping, please.

[Javaman]

33. does extra bastard come with that or do I have to go with the

super-sized bastard?

[datasuspect]

34. gimme a juicy bastard and trow some fuckin peppers on it