Flying through Minneapolis airport tomorrow... so scared my foot is shaking

[Bucky]

and my arm is falling asleep. Do you think maybe I can shake the tension out? Of should I seek help?

[MrCoffee]

1. just keep your legs far apart

it helps with the circulation, you know.

[AngryAmish]

2. Maintain an unusually wide stance

It always helps me.

[Bucky]

3. Even for me, a wide guy?

[MrCoffee]

5. it would be considerate of you to pick up any loose paper you might see on the floor.

[Deja Q]

4. If you shake it, don't do it in the restroom...

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

6. Use the bathrooms on the airplane.

:shrug:

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

7. I think they have bowls you can wash your foot in ask the cabbie. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. If you do need to use a restroom,

there's one that Republican senators don't use, ever. You can go to that one. It's right in the central area of the terminal, next to the shoe shine shop and near a big statue of Snoopy. You should definitely use that one. Definitely.

[nadine_mn]

9. just don't use the stall next to anyone with powdered sugar or

candy sprinkles on their shoes (that's usually a dead give away its a cop next to you)

its ok, I live in MN, stay close to the ones with the Fargo accent - we'll help you out, its them foreign Idaho-bags that you need to watch out for.

[Left Is Write]

10. As a native Minnesotan currently living in Idaho who sometimes travels to MN by plane...

I'm a little miffed by your last sentence.

[nadine_mn]

11. I am sorry...I did not mean to offend

please accept my sincerest apologies. I should have limited it to hypocritical Idaho politicians, afterall I would hate to be judged by the actions of Jesse Ventura

:hug:

[Left Is Write]

12. No harm done.

:)

I knew what you meant, but I felt compelled to point out that there are a few normal people living in Idaho. :D

[Bunny]

13. My brother (who happens to be gay) called me from the Minneapolis airport

yesterday afternoon. He was on his way to North Dakota for a wedding. I asked him to find the Senator Larry Craig Memorial Restroom and take a picture for me.

I wish you luck on your journey.

[dembotoz]

14. packers play up there this weekend

maybe they will bus them in.