Last time you killed someone, how did you do it?

[Bucky]

It helps to talk about these things. Killing people can be very stressful.

[yewberry]

1. I oppressed 'em to death.

You now, with my super-powers of oppression.

[LaraMN]

2. With kindness.

:P

[redwitch]

48. I posted and then read that you are a kindred spirit.

:hi: Sometimes if the kindness doesn't do the trick I kill 'em with arsenic.

[MrCoffee]

3. i did it softly, with my song.

[MrCoffee]

26. ok now i have to change my answer...

wait, does anyone else hear sirens?

[Blue-Jay]

4. Candlestick in the library.

That bastard Col Mustard will annoy me no longer.

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Dangerously.

It amused me.

[MrScorpio]

41. Girlfriend, you slayed

Nuff said

[Dangerously Amused]

49. Heh heh. :D

Heya Sweetness, how's tricks?

[MrScorpio]

50. Tricks are busy trickin'

A little trickier these days

[texas1928]

6. Thumb to the left armpit...

Jab it hard and fast.


They will never know it was a murder.

[DarkTirade]

15. The force required for that one is more than the thumb can supply.

You'll need to do one of those two-finger jabs for that one. :evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

7. It wasn't me. I was found not guilty. I've dedicated my life to finding the real killer.

[Courtesy Flush]

8. Ding ding ding. We have a winner!

[MrCoffee]

10. "If I Did It"...the ohiosmith story

[Seabiscuit]

24. I went fishing on San Francisco Bay on Christmas Eve.

And had a little accident. Just happened to have some rope and cinder blocks handy.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

9. made her watch fox noise 24/7

ducked tapped to a chair with eyelids taped open!



















just kidding :evilgrin:

[puerco-bellies]

11. Olive Garden leftovers

I'm a cruel bastard.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. With THIS thumb.

(Let's see if someone gets the reference)

[Burma Jones]

22. I do...........

The best food movie I've seen since Like Water for Chocolate

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Tied him to the car and dragged him

[mitchum]

14. Voodoo

[DarkTirade]

16. You left out piano wire.

I whipped somebody with piano whire for hours until they finally died from boredom.

I've heard there's another way to kill people with piano wire, but I haven't figured it out yet.

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. delete

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. delete

[Guava Jelly]

19. I bored them to death

.. :silly:

[NoPasaran]

20. Beaten to death with frozen leg of lamb

[mitchum]

25. And I bet you served the evidence to the investigating officers..

didn't you? :)

[NoPasaran]

31. They asked for seconds!

[pscot]

21. I ran over him with the Zamboni machine

and left him staring up through the ice.

[Seabiscuit]

23. Other: In my sleep.

[XemaSab]

27. You ever see the movie "Seven?"

:P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

35. Ceiling, chair, or gift box? -nt

[datasuspect]

28. i've been advised by counsel not to discuss this

[IntravenousDemilo]

29. Well, first I -- hey, what is this?! You think you can get me that easily, huh?

Man, you must think I'm stupid! I was way over on the other side of town Friday night... well, as a matter of fact I don't know that it was Friday night... well whenever it is that whatever happened happened, then... whenever it was, I wasn't there... I thought you said where it... you didn't say where it happened?... I just assumed that if someone was murdered, that I'd be way across town... I know you didn't say someone was murdered... I guess it could be just a robbery or arson -- and I wasn't there either, by the way, so I don't know anything about those -- but if I was wherever you said it happened that was way across from town from me, you think I'd remember someone getting stabbed with an ice pick...

...

...I want a lawyer...

[wildhorses]

30. i bored 'em to death

~le sigh~

[Shakespeare]

32. Other--with a look.

I can be lethal, I tells ya.

[AWESOM-O]

33. I dropped him on a pile of WMDs, then I took off.

He was never found.

[TK421]

34. Chainsaw...but I won't get into the specifics here....check your PM

[trof]

36. Stabbed 'em with an icecicle.

No prints and, at room temp for a few minutes, no murder weapon.

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

37. An Earnest Scibbler joke book

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3zCQzZx68

[Liberal Veteran]

38. I did it softly with my song.

:P

[Redstone]

39. No, never mind.

Have fun.

Redstone

[midlife_mo_Jo]

40. Squashed 'em like a bug

Oh, wait, it was a bug. ;)

Well, actually, it was a wasp.

[Ariana Celeste]

42. Gust Slash, ftw

[baldguy]

43. BFG-9000

[madinmaryland]

44. If I did it, the glove would have fit!!1!!

:hide:

[Reciprocity]

45. Avada Kedavra. Voldemort taught it to me.

[redwitch]

46. with kindness

as always. :-)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

47. If I told you I'd have to kill you.

:shrug:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

51. Strapping Someone Naked To A Wall With Chains, With Big Razor Blades Comin Out The Sides Of The Wall

just a few inches away from the body of the person, and then lighting a big flame between their legs; so that as they flinch from the pain of the flame burning them, they slowly cut themselves into pieces...

(warped, I know. But that was in a book I was writing in 8th grade. Amazing thing is, in todays feared out world, I would've been expelled for it and probably in Gitmo. Yet then, they just ignored me LOL)

[Dr. Strange]

56. They ignored you...

And look at how you turned out! :rofl:

Hope things are going well. :hi:

[Aristus]

52. Give me a multi-million-dollar advance and I'll write a book about it.

:hide:

[hyphenate]

53. It's how I kill ALL those I kill--

The Avada Kedavra curse, of course! *evil laughing* mmmmwwwaaahhhhaaahhhaaa!

[jobycom]

54. I talked this idiot into not showing his receipt at Cir... Oh, never mind. nt

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

55. I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[JTG of the PRB]

57. My trusty Glock did the trick last time.

One shot, one kill. No witnesses.

[sasquatch]

58. Held a gun to the back of their head and said the following before killing them

And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
B-)

[cloudbase]

59. I used one of my many super powers

I was granted by a genie during my last visit to Terre Haute.

[KitchenWitch]

60. I got out the roach spray and fumigated the damn palmetto bug to death.