I want potato chips

[baldguy]

I have no potato chips.

I'm drunk & it's raining.

What do I do?

[Sugar Smack]

1. Baldguy, go win a nonsequitur contest.

:P I'm rootin for ya, baby!

[baldguy]

2. Are you insinuating that I'm not in my right mind?

It makes sense to me: chips are not available. The first solution: go to the store. BUT - I can't drive because I'm drunk. And I can't walk because its raining & I have no umbrella.

The obvious answer is: HAVE ANOTHER DRINK!

[Sugar Smack]

3. No, I'm insinuating that you're not within shouting distance of your

right mind. What else do you have in the house, honey? Something salty. Peanuts? Even better, Spanish peanuts? I walk in the rain from work, and it's no picnic without an umbrella sometimes.

:)

Edited cause a drunk chip-hungry guy told me so.

[baldguy]

4. shouthing?

What is "shouthing"?

[Sugar Smack]

5. If you can correct my spelling, you can walk to the store *sniff*.

HA! Enjoy your sour cream and Cheddar Lay's, my dear. :9

[baldguy]

6. huh?

I still don't know what shouthing is. And I don'y like sour cream & chedder. And it's still raining.

But I have my drink, thank you.

[Sugar Smack]

7. What are you having, my dear?

Beer, wine, or something stronger?

[baldguy]

8. Can I remember?

I started off with a Warsteiner, then I had a large (maybe TOO large) run & coke. Now I'm finishing a very nice Bourgogne that I had in the fridge.

[sanguinivorous]

9. Do you have potatoes?

Slice potatoes into very thin pieces. Cook. Salt.

Not the same thing, but better than nothing.

[Skittles]

10. do without, ya drunk bald bastid

go to bed already :D