Orrex
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Tue Sep-25-07 10:46 PM
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Whats the best way to ask someone if they are a vampire? |
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My new roommate doesn't have any mirrors, and he keeps throwing out all of my garlic. Also, I never see him during the day.
I don't want to make him uncomfortable, but I'd have for him to feel as though he has to hide anything from me.
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Tue Sep-25-07 10:46 PM
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1. Ask him to suck your........ neck |
Orrex
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Tue Sep-25-07 10:50 PM
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3. That's hardly conclusive |
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I'm positively delicious, after all.
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Tue Sep-25-07 10:49 PM
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2. I'd take the passive route and just.... |
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....offer him something with a LOT of garlic in it.
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Tue Sep-25-07 10:52 PM
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4. If he's anything like the self-proclaimed vampires I've seen... |
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...in various documentaries that touched on the subject, you wouldn't have to ask. Instead, you'd most likely be posting the "How do I ask a vampire if he's gay?" question.
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Tue Sep-25-07 11:01 PM
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9. So you're saying that he might be |
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Wed Sep-26-07 03:01 AM
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16. More like a casket homosexual.... |
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Wed Sep-26-07 09:21 AM
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23. That explains his persistent coffin |
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I just figured that he was a chain-smoker.
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Tue Sep-25-07 10:52 PM
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Orrex
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Tue Sep-25-07 11:16 PM
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10. I hate you for posting that |
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Wed Sep-26-07 12:07 AM
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11. good. I was being way too likeable today. |
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Wed Sep-26-07 12:08 AM
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12. Wouldn't raw steak be a better indication? |
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Tue Sep-25-07 10:57 PM
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6. Not that there's anything wrong with that. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-25-07 11:01 PM by Swede
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Tue Sep-25-07 10:59 PM
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7. Bring home a Quart of Blood and check the next day to see if any of it is missing. |
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Tue Sep-25-07 11:01 PM
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I was afraid that I was just being paranoid.
"Vlad, did you bogart my O+ again?"
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Wed Sep-26-07 09:07 AM
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Wed Sep-26-07 01:11 AM
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13. Put up crucifixes everywhere. See if he takes 'em down. Worked for me once (don't ask). |
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Wed Sep-26-07 10:39 AM
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25. How can you say "Don't Ask"? It's the kind of statement that makes me want to know more! |
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Wed Sep-26-07 02:35 AM
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14. The whole garlic and vampires thing is just a myth. |
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Draw a curtain or open the blinds suddenly during the day, see what happens. :evilgrin:
Just, y'know, make sure his half of the bills are already paid first.
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Wed Sep-26-07 02:41 AM
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15. 'scuse me while I whip this out! |
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drag good.. bite bad...
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Wed Sep-26-07 05:24 AM
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how he likes shilling for Big Fang......I hear thats the biggest employer of vampires these days...great pay and benefits.......:rofl:
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Wed Sep-26-07 06:14 AM
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18. They never drink ..... wine. n/t |
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Wed Sep-26-07 06:46 AM
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19. ask to see his tan lines n/t |
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Wed Sep-26-07 09:22 AM
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And maybe I can offer to show him my etchings...
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Wed Sep-26-07 09:09 AM
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22. See if he runs when you show him your silver dollar collection..... |
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Wed Sep-26-07 10:40 AM
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26. If you catch him sleeping, sprinkle holy water on him |
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If he's a vampire, it will definitely provoke a reaction.
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Wed Sep-26-07 10:46 AM
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30. I don't have any holy water. Will balsamic vinaigrette work instead? |
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Or is that some kind of faux pas?
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Wed Sep-26-07 10:55 AM
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32. I doubt that would work |
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Your best bet would be visiting the nearest Catholic church and making sure you get the priest there to create some...
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Wed Sep-26-07 11:28 AM
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33. Not if he's going to guilt me out for my two-decades' absence |
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I'll take my chances with the vampire.
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Wed Sep-26-07 10:40 AM
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27. you don't have time to ask. just stake him through the heart now |
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Wed Sep-26-07 10:44 AM
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I'll report on the results shortly...
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Wed Sep-26-07 10:47 AM
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31. In the past people have just come out and asked me... |
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or you can secretly test for it. Vampires don't show up on film.
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