Swede
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Tue Sep-25-07 11:27 PM
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Whats the best way to ask someone if they are an umpire? |
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Harass, heckle, insult, jeer or use verbal tactics to embarrass an umpire.
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Tue Sep-25-07 11:29 PM
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1. Bean a friend during a game of catch |
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They won't be able to resist throwing you out of the game.
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Wed Sep-26-07 12:19 AM
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2. Kick dirt on their shoes, of course. |
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If you really want to stir up an umpire, call him a referee. It really pisses them off for some reason.
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Wed Sep-26-07 08:46 AM
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3. Ask if they are "Ooooout!" |
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Wed Sep-26-07 10:50 AM
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Wed Sep-26-07 10:57 AM
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5. Mention the name "Milton Bradley" |
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If they laugh hysterically, they're an umpire!
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Wed Sep-26-07 11:07 AM
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6. Yell "Hey Blue" and see if they respond |
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Wed Sep-26-07 11:40 AM
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7. Ask if they can explain the infield fly rule nt |
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Wed Sep-26-07 12:31 PM
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8. After about the third lousy call. n/t |
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