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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-26-07 07:52 PM
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What you don't want to read in your fortune cookie
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-26-07 07:53 PM
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1. Your ranch dressing came from a chicken - don't ask how
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-26-07 07:55 PM
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2. it's gotta go somewhere if you don't want your eggs fertilized
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-26-07 07:56 PM
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3. Every ranch is sacred
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-26-07 09:30 PM
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7. every ranch is great, when the ranch is wasted...
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-26-07 07:56 PM
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4. I didn't have to read it. My "chicken" had fur.
...but it was a Vietnamese restaurant that I went to frequently, until that episode.:puke:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-26-07 08:38 PM
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5. ...in bed. n/t
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-26-07 08:42 PM
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6. You do that too?
:rofl:

Makes the fortunes much more entertaining.
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