The One Post Ever Certain to Get Zero Responses:

[Perseid]

damn, I'm proud.

Name one shark that jumped over a great tv show?

[krispos42]

1. Hmmmm....

http://new.wavlist.com/soundfx/014/cricket-1.wav

[Perseid]

2. how could you do that! Ruin the perfect zero thread!

pretty bugs though!

[krispos42]

3. And don't forget the sound effect!

:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

4. One almost jumped over

the old Batman tv movie....but, Robin and the anti shark repellent spray, kept the shark at bay.(Thats the best I got, its late)

[ashling]

5. Get a grip on that pride there, buddy

1. You realize, of course, that a correct answer to your question, riddle or conundrum is not the same thing as a response to your post.

This post is, in fact, a response to your post. :)

2. Also, your conundrum is posed in a declarative sentence, incorrectly closed with a question mark.

I am not the grammar police, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. (not really)



I hope you will take this 'advice' in the totally ridiculous and nonsensical spirit in which it is offered.
:rofl:

BTW, welcome to DU (really!)