There are two words that can *end* a conversation

[XemaSab]

Time for the random cache thread!

:bounce:

[LSK]

1. TASER TASER TASER TASER TASER TASER TASER

[XemaSab]

2. Did yo momma get breast implants?

:shrug:

[LSK]

3. no, Call Congress RIGHT FUCKING NOW is still the best

[XemaSab]

5. But there's no fun like telling your (lesbian) pastor

:shrug:

[LSK]

7. a Kashi frozen dinner and a Kashi granola bar

[XemaSab]

10. Food emergency!!!! Baked brie with fruit-- what fruit, what temp, and how long???

:o

[LSK]

15. he get his medal of freedom yet???

[XemaSab]

16. Read the excellent explanation in post #6.

:bounce:

[LSK]

26. YES!!! Global Warming is a conspiracy that lets Scientists keep their $45k jobs

[XemaSab]

29. That's just a lie put forth by the MSM

:o

[LSK]

33. Re: Global Warming

[XemaSab]

34. I'm a scientist, and I'm rich from government grants

:o

[LSK]

43. Go to Olive Garden

[XemaSab]

44. That would be good for vandalizing Bush supporters' cars with

:D

[LSK]

45. BREAKING NEWS: SKINNER CAUGHT TASERING THE SENATE WEARING A CHEERLEADER OUTFIT!!

[XemaSab]

46. Re: Re: Skinner loves me

:loveya:

[LSK]

49. see this then

[XemaSab]

51. Nope, no statute of limitations

:P

[LSK]

53. I KNEW IT!!!

[XemaSab]

54. Yeah, but the Vatican is all priests,

:o

[LSK]

55. right, you will NEVER get there when you force it all at once

[XemaSab]

56. Notsomuch, but I had friends who were total fuckups who turned out okay

:shrug:

[LSK]

57. K&R, took the words right out of my mouth

[XemaSab]

58. My dogs are more preverted than any republicans

:o

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Oh no, you din't! You din't just say that!

[XemaSab]

6. I'm training to fight Nicholas Cage

:)

[Squatch]

8. Cage Fighting?

Link

[XemaSab]

11. F***ing TIGER!

:o

[DS1]

13. Does he have a ball washer next to his john?

[XemaSab]

24. Gonna need a SCuBA for that...

:o

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Post something that *I* couldn't possibly give a shit about

[XemaSab]

38. Especially hot gay love between Snape and Lucius...

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

40. Or the jackoffs who pray before a football game that they win.

[XemaSab]

42. I know the box turtles are swinging to the left...

:D

[flvegan]

9. Amstel Light, please. I'm watching my girlish figure.

[XemaSab]

12. early Oktoberfest

:D

[flvegan]

17. Damn you, Loch Ness Monstah!

[XemaSab]

20. rotten boogers from the nose of an undernourished vegan?

:o

[flvegan]

36. Vinyl in the summer = sweaty butts.

[XemaSab]

39. Only three of my dogs are out-of control pitbulls, so that's not it...

:eyes:

[krispos42]

14. Explosive diarrhea

That does it for me.


A fast, stiff-legged walk out of the converstation helps, too...


:hide:

[XemaSab]

18. That Afghani opium is some good shit, man.

:)

[krispos42]

30. How does it rate?

Gimme a number...


















Oh, I'm going to hell for this one...

[XemaSab]

32. I really dig this thread

:D

[AlCzervik]

19. Bush fanboys are pre event tasered, happens right after they go through the rubber hose room.

[XemaSab]

22. very Buddhist of you, my friend.

:)

[AlCzervik]

27. hey i haven't had any nicotine in 4 days, i'm just a touch cranky, okay Adolph?

[XemaSab]

31. lifestyle is important, yes.

:P

[DS1]

21. yeah whatever Britney

[XemaSab]

23. Man, there's no stench like the stench of a bastard farm.

x(

[StrongBad]

25. Is one of them "Hitler"?

99% of the time that is a signal for me to probably engage conversation elsewhere.

[XemaSab]

28. Where's Bev Harris when you need her?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. That's so weird - I was just thinking of Dom Deloise!

[XemaSab]

41. Well that makes me a nobody.

:cry:

[billyskank]

47. It isn't the number of dryers, it's the way they tumble that counts

[XemaSab]

48. Your final hours with the beige, eh?

:D

[billyskank]

50. The beige is already history in the bedroom.

:)

[XemaSab]

52. You learned well the simple lesson of eating lobster!

:woohoo:

[XemaSab]

59. I just want this glued to the top of the forum

:D

[Xipe Totec]

60. You stepped in what?!

[XemaSab]

61. Sherwin Williams Blue Chip

:o

[Xipe Totec]

62. It's a chip alright, but it ain't blue...

[XemaSab]

63. So HOW did that tie into the rest of the film?

:shrug:

[blockhead]

64. he came up with sniglets.

[XemaSab]

66. I think it says something really horrible about race in this country

:o

[NMDemDist2]

65. mine usually end with "Good Bye"

too simple?

sorry

:hide:

[XemaSab]

67. Yeah, but are they going to wrap it all up neatly at the end?

:shrug:

[philosophie_en_rose]

68. Vote Nader!

:puke: