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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:40 PM
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HOW TO HUG A BABY
Edited on Thu Sep-27-07 01:45 PM by ElsewheresDaughter



1.) FIND A BABY.




2.) BE SURE THAT THE OBJECT YOU FOUND IS INDEED A BABY,
BY EMPLOYING THE CLASSIC SNIFF TECHNIQUE. IF YOU SMELL
BABY POWER OR WET DIAPERS...YOU HAVE FOUND A BABY.





3.) FLATTEN THE BABY BEFORE ACTUALLY BEGINING THE HUGGING
PROCESS. *NOTE* THE ADDED SLOBBER SHOULD HELP IN FUTURE
STEPS BY MAKING THE "PAW-SLIDE" EASIER.



4.) THE PAW-SLIDE...SIMPLY SLIDE PAWS AROUND BABY AND
PREPARE FOR "CLOSE-UP" PHOTO.



5.) GET THE CAMERA...HUG, SMILE, AND LEAN...TO ACHIEVE THE
BEST PHOTO POSSIBLE.

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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:41 PM
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1. that is too cute!
did you take those pics?
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formerrepuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:58 PM
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11. I'm just curious.. doggie is a female, right?
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 02:17 PM
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14. yes a female
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 02:16 PM
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13. nah....my friend did
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:42 PM
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2. If I smell baby "power"
then I am runnin' fer the hills... I hear that stuff can kill you.
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 04:59 PM
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18. opps...too late to edit it ....
:yoiks:
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:42 PM
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3. great pictures
Thanks for sharing
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:43 PM
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4. omg!! MELT!
Edited on Thu Sep-27-07 01:43 PM by alphafemale
:loveya:

That is just about the most adorable thing I have ever seen!
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:43 PM
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5. Dogs and babies--what's not to love?
Very cute. :)
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:46 PM
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6. love it!
:thumbsup:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:48 PM
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7. That is officially the cutest set of pics I have EVER seen!
:)
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 08:44 PM
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25. EXACTLY what I was thinking!
I think I just felt my tooth rot.
Duckie
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:49 PM
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8. OMG, those pictures are adorable!
:loveya:

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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:52 PM
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9. Awwwwwwww.....
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truebrit71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 01:55 PM
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10. That last one is a classic!
Nice!
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 02:00 PM
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12. omg. too stinkin' cute!
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 02:20 PM
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15. Can't. Stop. Looking at this.
:rofl:

So, so cute. :D
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 03:01 PM
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16. How long before the baby
will try to ride the dog in question?

Way too cute, I need to get some of my mom's insulin!
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 03:41 PM
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17. Those are amazing photos!
Wow!

Those are going to be treasured family photos. :)
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 08:03 PM
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19. Kick. C'mon, somebody give this the 5th rec. pretty please?
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 08:08 PM
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21. done
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 08:09 PM
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23. What does a 5th rec. do?
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 11:11 PM
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29. Here in the lounge, not a thing.
But elsewhere, 5 recommendations puts a post on the Greatest page.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-28-07 08:16 AM
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30. It's discrimination, I tells ya!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 08:07 PM
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20. This calls for a Carrot Top pic!
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 09:32 PM
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26. awe baby.....hug a baby.....what a beautiful baby
Edited on Thu Sep-27-07 10:09 PM by ElsewheresDaughter
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 08:09 PM
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22. Oh my god that is precious!
Are those your photos? That's an award-winner if I ever saw one! :toast:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 08:11 PM
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24. That's so sweet it makes my pancreas hurt
:)
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 10:33 PM
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27. send the photos to www.cuteoverload.com
SOOOO freaking cute!
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 10:41 PM
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28. OMG!! That is sooo cute!!
Thanks for posting this!!
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-28-07 08:37 AM
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31. Yay! Yay for dawgs and babies!
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-29-07 07:45 AM
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32. >
:kick:
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ileus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-29-07 08:32 AM
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33. Excellent shots indeed.
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Akoto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-29-07 10:17 AM
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34. Kick! Too freakin' cute. n/t
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-29-07 10:45 AM
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35. Awwwww.
I bet the baby could ride on the dog like a horse. :)
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Zookeeper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-29-07 01:33 PM
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36. Oh! That made my day!
Baby looks like she's having a great time!

:)

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