I tire of the ubiquity of fuck

[Bucky]

I went to a fucking bar last night. They have a fucking poetry reading there on Wednesday nights. It's fucking enjoyable. I fucking sat next to some friends and caught the fuck up with how they've been lately. A fuck of a good time was had by all. I ordered a vodka martini with a fucking olive and listened to the fucking poetry. Some of the fuckers were good and some of those fuckers were bad. But every fucking one of them had at least one thing about their poetry in common.

Can you guess what the fuck that was?

[MrCoffee]

1. it was better than Vogon poetry?

[Dr. Strange]

2. Did someone ask for Vogon poetry?

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!