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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 03:04 PM
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TAKE THE TEST: Are you a Slacker Mom
http://www.areyouaslackermom.com/

well I can't take the test but it'll be interesting to see how some of our DU mom's do (eyes Midlo :hide: )
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 03:05 PM
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1. I'd be too much of a slacker to take the test.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 03:33 PM
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2. I'm a "smarty pants mom!"
I guess there was no option for "weird-ass freak show mom".

:P
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 03:38 PM
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3. I don't need a goddamn test to know that I am.
Now run and get me another beer, kid.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 03:39 PM
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4. Zen Mom
How do you do it? Even when explosions are all around, you are able to take a deep cleansing breath and chant your mantra "this too shall pass." You are a calming influence on your kids in a hectic world.


I've only been at it 10 months though. I am eventually going to burn out.
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 03:55 PM
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5. I am a Zen Mom too and I've only been at it for 15 months
Maybe it changes when they hit the terrible 2's... :shrug:

Loving it so far!
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 04:07 PM
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6. Oh brother.
Your quiz score makes you: Pretty in the City Mom
You might have a subscription to both Parenting Magazine and Vogue. While picking up a darling Easter outfit for your tyke at Bloomingdale's you're tempted to grab a pair of Manolo Blahniks for your own tootsies. You are a fabulous mom, and you take care of yourself fabulously, too.



Excuse me. I have a subscription to National Geographic and that's it. Darling Easter outfit? :rofl: Yeah, I'm a fabulous mom as evidenced by my fabulous children but... pretty in the city?
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 04:07 PM
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7. can't take test either, but I like Nora Ephron's definition of good parenting
Good parenting means raising a kid successful enough to afford his own therapy.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 04:08 PM
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8. Bring it on Mom
You my dear, are the envy of all your friends. You roll with the punches. Gum in you hair? You know peanut butter is just the thing to get it out. With a roll of duct tape for any emergency and lots of love, there's nothing you can't do for your kids.

:shrug:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 04:13 PM
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9. I scored "Pretty in the City Mom". WTF does that mean?
Edited on Thu Sep-27-07 04:16 PM by GloriaSmith
I feel like a slacker mom. I know I embrace every single one of my slacker qualities. :shrug:

On edit: The description of "Pretty in the City Mom"

You might have a subscription to both Parenting Magazine and Vogue. While picking up a darling Easter outfit for your tyke at Bloomingdale's you're tempted to grab a pair of Manolo Blahniks for your own tootsies. You are a fabulous mom, and you take care of yourself fabulously, too.

....

All this just because I chose "reruns of Sex in the City" as something I've watched from beginning to end?
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