Why do women think that buff, handsome men are sexy?

[Guava Jelly]

(lame copycat)


The Eyes are up here ladies :eyes:

[billyskank]

1. Maybe they just are.

[Guava Jelly]

2. Ya think?

:D

[AirmensMom]

5. ...

Well, now, there's a coincidence! :wow:



:hi: :loveya: :hug:

[billyskank]

12. *looks around*

Where?

:hug: :hi: :loveya: :*

[AirmensMom]

20. Don't you remember?

My Christmas present from many years ago ... that we just talked about? THAT coincidence. :silly:

:loveya: :hi: :hug: :*

[billyskank]

23. My brain is muffy

I know what you're talking about now. :silly:

:*

[AirmensMom]

26. Muffy?

Who's she? And she's taken over your brain? Is she buff/ripped/stacked? :P

Don't mind me ... my brain is ... uh ... I dunno who has my brain or what they did with it. :hide:

:* and a big :hug:

[billyskank]

27. Dull and slow moving.

:hug:

[AirmensMom]

32. Reminds me of a song.

I want a man with a slow hand ... :P



Jeez! What has gotten into me this lovely evening? :scared:


:hug:

[billyskank]

34. I don't know.

Is it a warm and humid evening or something? ;)

:hug:

[AirmensMom]

40. No ...

I stayed awake all day, waiting for a carpenter to come, but he never showed up. Missed all my naps and could really use one! Now I'm all tired and silly. :P


:hug:

[billyskank]

47. Awww

and I'm on the verge of turning in, and here you are, all silly and everything. What rotten timing! :P

:hug:

[AirmensMom]

50. *sniff*

You're gonna leave now? :cry:

Well, if I had GOOD timing, there would've been a carpenter here today. :shrug:

Don't let me keep you up. Go to bed and have sweet dreams. :hug:

[billyskank]

52. If I'm really lucky

I'll dream about you. :7

:hug:

[AirmensMom]

55. ...

:hug:

[Shell Beau]

3. None of those men float my boat!

[Guava Jelly]

6. Mine either

:D

[MrScorpio]

4. I bet that they think their buddies are sexy too

What do you think?

[Guava Jelly]

7. A few may

More power to them

[XemaSab]

11. That's what I was thinking...

when I get the gay-dar giong off, the attractiveness vanishes. :P

[AirmensMom]

8. They're nice to look at,

but there are other things WAY sexier than a buff body. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

9. A loaded bank account

:hide: :hi:

[AirmensMom]

16. Nope!

Although that would be a nice bonus. A walk in the moonlight with a special someone is way sexier than some dude's pecs.

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

22. I agree but swap dude with lady

;)

[AirmensMom]

29. Nah ...

I don't do lady's pecs, either ... oh, you mean YOU like a walk in the moonlight better than a lady's boobs pecs. Got it! :thumbsup:

[Guava Jelly]

31. I got a bizarre fascination regarding boobs

I can't explain it. :silly: :D

[AirmensMom]

41. How can that be?

It would make you HIGHLY unusual! :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

42. I am quite a freak

:silly:

[billyskank]

33. Though there is a place for those too.

:7

[AirmensMom]

37. Of course there is!

They usually go somewhere between the neck and the navel ... closer to the neck on younger girls. Then they go from a 34B to a 34 long as they age a bit. If they go below the navel, it's a furniture problem -- when the chest falls into the drawers. Did you have a different place for them? :D

You always bring out the goofy in me. :silly:

[billyskank]

44. Close against my chest.

What? Sorry. I was dreaming again.

I like goofy. :*

[AirmensMom]

49. LOL!

:rofl: I didn't see that coming at all!

I like goofy, too. I'm sitting here laughing, which I haven't done in a long time. :hug:

[Omphaloskepsis]

86. Like wearing glasses and getting your computer fixed for free..

That is sexy.. Oh please tell me that is sexy.

[Ellen Forradalom]

95. Hey, I do that for the guys

Is that sexy, fellas? Huh?

[LaraMN]

10. They're not sexy when they're dressed like that.

Those dudes are just cheesy!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

13. Cheese....

Yumm

[Bucky]

18. Why do women think that sliced, yummy cheeses are sexy?

Such a lame copycat, it didn't even deserve its own thread.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

14. Like others said,

none of them are my type. Sure, nice bods, but none of them I'd go out with.... and what's with the Zoolander Magnum look with the guy in the far back?

[XemaSab]

17. I thought that was "Blue Steel"

:shrug:

[Bucky]

15. Ladies, I've got some bad news for you concerning 3 or 4 of those men

And that dude in the middle, the one who looks like a Fabio-Tom Cruise hybrid, he's not into dude. He's into himself.

[XemaSab]

21. I think the guy on the left is FABULOUS...

the other 6 think so too. :P

[AirmensMom]

25. ROFL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I was trying to figure out the look and you nailed it! :rofl: He surely is into himself! :rofl:

[Clintonista2]

19. Here's a buff man the ladies just CANT resist:

[MrScorpio]

24. You all have forced my hand

[AirmensMom]

28. You've got WAY

too many clothes on to compete with that bunch!

:hi:

[billyskank]

30. She means

take those clothes off now

[MrScorpio]

35. I don't pose nekkid for pictures

I only do personal appearances

[AirmensMom]

43. But they're not nekkid ...

only on the top, like they were at the beach or somethin'. :P (Not like I've ever seen anyone wear leather jeans to the beach ...)

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

68. MrScorpio

you're HAWT!

[Courtesy Flush]

36. Women are so wrong!

For sexy, you can't beat a short handicapped guy who has moderate artistic skills. If he's left-handed, you've got a winner!

[Guava Jelly]

38. Bravo

:applause:

[Courtesy Flush]

48. Wow. So I have one fan.

Or do you know someone else who meets the same description?

[Guava Jelly]

56. I just like the approach

:D

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

39. I'm not sure a lot of those men are interested in woman.

:hide:


Just saying and BTW whats the deal with the waxing. I never quite got that for straight men. (Unless your an Olympic swimmer or a professional cross-dresser)

[Courtesy Flush]

45. Didn't you watch the 40 year old virgin? n/t

[AirmensMom]

46. They're into

PAIN! :scared:

[Blue Diadem]

93. Those are my thoughts too. n/t

[Hell Hath No Fury]

51. Uh...

I'm not overly impressed with any of them, frankly. :shrug: Any guy who looks like he worked for it too hard just doesn't do it for me. Too coiffed, too tanned, too bare, too pumped for my taste.

Besides, I prefer men whose breasts are smaller than mine. :D

[flvegan]

53. Oh, well...one out of two ain't bad, I guess.

Actually, they don't...it's more in the handsome part, trust me.

[Guava Jelly]

57. And you got both of that going stud

:D

[flvegan]

65. Thanks, but

according to a lot of these responses, it doesn't seem like it matters.

You musicians get all the chicks. Harumph.

[OzarkDem]

74. ...

:loveya:

[flvegan]

76. oooh...

well, hello there.

I know, pathetic on my part.

[supernova]

54. They're not that sexy to me

Sure they're buff. And healthy, but don't do much for me. They all look like generic great looking guys, but I got nuthin'. :shrug:

So much of what turns me on is personality combined with physicality.

[Guava Jelly]

59. I got to get me one of them personality's

:D

[supernova]

63. You have personality to spare,my friend

:loveya:

[texas1928]

58. EH...

Give a couple of years after they hit 30, they will have a potbelly and can fart with the best of them. DAMN Kids.

[supernova]

61. Yes, nothing causes excessive flatulence in men

like procreating.

[texas1928]

62. Nah...

I have not procreated any kids. It is just an age thing. you get past your mid 30's and it is a tuba convention in the mornings.

[zabet]

60. Not my speed at all.

Nice eye candy, just not my personal
taste. I tend to like men that are..
oops, nevermind. Too much information!
:hide:

[WildEyedLiberal]

64. I like a nice muscular body but that type of Chippendales thing is overkill

I DO like nice musculature and masculine features; I do not really care for the uber-gym rat look. I also loathe hair gel. Ew, dudes, don't use hair gel.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

70. You'll love this, then:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

:rofl: :hi:

[WildEyedLiberal]

75. Hahahahaha omg awesome

That's basically the best premise for a blog ever. :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

77. Like Snakes on a Plane.

:rofl:

[WildEyedLiberal]

78. Dude this literally has me about to die over here

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/09/cracker-jack.html

"I was wondering what would be a good look to wear out tonight.

Then it dawned on me. I'm going with the combo striped shirt, black tie, douche-face, sunglasses, mandana + baseball cap combo, and top it off with a Captain America Decoder Ring from a box of Cracker Jack.

Yeah. That's the plan."

OMG... gasping... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

82. LOL!

:rofl:

You might enjoy this, too. Totally dofferent tone, but still hilarious:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bush_makes_surprise_visit_to_work

[WildEyedLiberal]

83. Haha, the Onion is always classic

:thumbsup:

[tandot]

66. Yuck. Guys like these are a total turn-off.

A lot of guys who look like them are vain, self-absorbed, and stupid.

I've always liked smart, nice, and considerate guys.

On edit: Seeing some of our handsome and "beefy" DUers I have to make clear that NOT all muscle guys are vain, self-absorbed, and stupid.

[Marrah_G]

67. I don't, never have

[JI7]

69. i don't find any of those men sexy

no matter how hot a guy may be i don't find that stripper look to be attractive.

[av8rdave]

71. I wouldn't know....I always hoped they had a thing for graying, middle age men

[xchrom]

72. i'm glad these boys don't do anything for anyone around here --

cause i'm gonna happily keep them all very busy.

i LOVE shallow. among other things.

[supernova]

73. Of course you do!!

:D :rofl:

[Zookeeper]

79. Buff, handsome men are only sexy if they are also intelligent..

and, most importantly, have a great sense of humor.

[WCGreen]

80. Hey...

Because we are...

Back atcha....

[skyblue]

81. They shave their chests nope sorry not a good look.

[Colorado Progressive]

84. The guy on the far left is hot....

but I have been screaming that for 20 years!

[BlueIris]

85. All of those guys look like they're already involved.

With themselves.

[Rhythm]

96. or each other...

And if so, i hope they decide to distribute the DVD in a market near me.
*L* :spank:

[ariesgem]

87. In my 20's I dated a male exotic dancer, nothing serious..

The guy's body was perfect because he lived in the gym. EVERYTHING in his world revolved around his face, body and full-length mirror. Making love on his to-do list was just below planning his protein/caloric intake for dinner.


He was a sweet guy but I could only take him in small doses.

[crim son]

88. The only one I think is hot is the guy with the tat on the left.

And why? Because he's probably gay, and I always choose the unavailable men.

[DarkTirade]

89. Okay, is it just me, or is the one on the left kinda scary lookin'?

It's like he's staring at me... his eyes and grin are following no matter where I move...

[HughBeaumont]

90. I thought it was the exact opposite.

Unless reality gives a different picture, on TV hawt women are paired with portly, jowly, 5-on-a-scale-of-10 Joe Sportsbar slobs like Kevin James.

Maybe because buff attractive men are all either married, gay, in relationships . . . or Chippendale's dancers. And the King of Queens types are who they're left with. COME TO PAPA!

[MissHoneychurch]

91. I don't like any of those faces

non of them appeals to me.

[raccoon]

92. Ooooh, some good-looking dudes! That makes my day.

By the way, what does "buff" mean?

[MissMillie]

94. those guys are not sexy

to me they look phony. I like the look of someone more "real"

And frankly, I can't tell if they're liberal and funny. Liberal and funny are two pre-requisites of "sexy"

[applegrove]

97. Speak for yourself.

[Seashell Eyes]

98. ewww

None of them have an interesting face. I'm into the interesting faces. Also, the overly muscular look is gross.