Do Clowns Scare the Living Shit Out of You?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

Because I still find them rather scary... They smell bad and have big dumb shoes and I am pretty sure they have very sharp teeth and sleep on a box of their native soil... And who are the people who collect clown statues and paintings??? I have known two of these people and they had problems way beyond their clown-art....

I need to know....

[Clintonista2]

1. . . .

[QueenOfCalifornia]

2. I knew they had sharp teeth.....

[raccoon]

23. Jeez, where in Hades did you find that? nt

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Only when they're carrying chainsaws and shotguns

[nadine_mn]

4. geezus - a warning would be nice

for fuck's sake...I am terrified of clowns, I get the shakes just thinking about em - creepy pasty faced fuckers.....

now I need to stab my eyes out

[Clintonista2]

5. I know!!!

[nadine_mn]

7. May god strike you with an awful burning sensation in your genitals for that n/t

[Clintonista2]

8. lol

[MysticalChicken]

9. You do know you can't un-see something, right?

That's going to haunt my nightmares.

On a similar note, I'm currently wearing a T-shirt with the line "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me" repeated several times.

[nadine_mn]

10. I just keep hoping that I can drink enough that I forget what I saw

I have the same fear of puppets - I must have had a very fucked up childhood that thankfully I have forgotten

[Shell Beau]

6. Clowns are super freaky!

[RedG1]

11. scariest clown nothin' creepier or scarier

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. That does it... I'M USING ALL CAPS NOW!

YOU BROUGHT BARBARA THE VAMPIRE INTO THE CLOWN THREAD ---

WE ARE ALL CURSED.

(like the clowns with sharp teeth aren't scary enough.)

[LoveMyCali]

13. And don't forget Pogo

John Wayne Gacy didn't really help ease my fear of clowns

:scared:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

15. I grew up with fuckin' Bozo!!!

Talk about nightmares....That orange hair, that makeup .... Oh no.... Was it the curse of Carrot Top?

http://vwt.d2g.com:8081/bozo.jpg

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

20. I wish I had orange hair

instead of grey. Oh, well, at least I got hair.

And please, give us a warning before you post pictures like that ...
:puke:

:rofl: :hi:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

33. Your user name scared me real bad!

Waaaaaa!

[Lethe]

14. the silver douchebag

as George Carlin calls her........she deserves much worse

[skyblue]

19. The button says it all. Republican policy in a nutshell.

[JTG of the PRB]

16. Clowns... Take the clowns away... No clowns...

MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOPPPP!!!!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

17. I understand....

really.

[Contrary1]

18. Yep.

[triguy46]

21. 3 words: John Wayne Gacy. (I think that's his full name, if not, please correct)

[alphafemale]

32. Oh you mean this guy? Creepy clown warning.

http://imgred.com/

Didn't I read that Stephen King partially based Pennywise on this guy?

[soleft]

22. Especially Pennywise

[Massasauga]

24. Evil clowns scare me. Eastern European clowns scare me.

There's an assemblage of clowns in Washington DC that is truly frighetning.

[SoxFan]

25. Send in the clowns!

[Roon]

26. My hang up is belly dancers

They always know that I am afraid....and they always single me out...

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

27. While I don't care for clowns,

I also have no "living shit" in me. At least I hope I don't.

[SacredCow]

28. The only clowns I like are here:

[Connonym]

29. Yes. But aside from that, did you ever wonder what a "living shit" is and how it is different

from a regular one? :-x

[auburngrad82]

30. Boy, have I got a movie recommendation for you!

Killer Klowns from Outer Space



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/



Liberal bumper stickers

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

31. Send in the clowns (and yes they are scary)

[Skittles]

34. I don't really find them scary but...

I don't find them at all pleasant.....it has always made me suspicious that grown men would behave like that

[SarahB]

35. No, just mimes.

:scared:

[BarenakedLady]

36. Yes they do!

:scared:

[TrogL]

37. WARN PEOPLE THERE ARE PICS

:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:

[tandot]

38. Only Captain Spaulding