no, you don't get the whole sidewalk

[datasuspect]

1. walk to your right hand side. if there are more than one in your party, single-file it when other people pass. don't try and be a tough guy and play chicken when you are walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk. you might get run into.

2. yards, sidewalks, shrubs, and trees are not your dog's toilet. walk them in the alley. every square inch of the damn city smells like dog piss when it doesn't rain a lot.

3. if you don't know what you want, step aside, and no FUCKING SAMPLES.

4. escalators: walk left, stand right.

5. some people live in the neighborhoods where you come and wrench out every last drop of your post-college binge drinking excesses. this does not give you carte blanche to break shit, tear up people's fences, break menu holders from restaurants, break glass windows and doors, and otherwise act a fool.

6. don't fucking stare at people you don't know for too long. the wrong person might think you were eye fucking them and might respond in a less than polite manner.