Taser for women

[zabet]

Since the taser threads have died off, I figured it was
'safe' to post this. I have not posted in the lounge
before other than to reply to OPs.
Anyway, this cracked me up...
You Have To Look at the link for the pics

Looking for Discreet Protection? Try the Tampon Stun Gun

"....Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon...except for the buttons, prods and high voltage. This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package.
....The beauty of this stun gun, aptly named The Pink Stinger, is its ingenious design and ability to be concealed nicely and unassumingly into any purse for ultimate stealth. The stun gun's gentle glide zapplicator easily fits in the palm of your hand ...
The Pink Stinger packs 50,000 volts of power at your finger tips."

http://inventorspot.com/security_system

Even though it is a real product - the sales pitch is hilarious.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Connonym]

1. there's a really bad vibrator joke in there somewhere

[zabet]

2. I am sure there are..

I am expecting the loungies to come up with one.