I'm bored with all our old flame wars - what's some new ones we can start

[LynneSin]

I need amusement - help me out here folks!

[BurtWorm]

1. Prove to me Mahatma Ghandi was not a fascist

:hide:

[unpossibles]

2. I think cover bands are far superior to so-called original bands any day! n/t

[bbernardini]

48. Right on!

http://www.vibetribeband.com
http://www.vibetribeprod.com

/I originally typed "fish in air."

[MrCoffee]

3. The novels of Danielle Steele really speak to me in a meaningful way.

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

4. Why are woman basket ball players so unattractive?

:hide:

[Deep13]

5. Dry cat food is so much easier than canned cat food. nt

[BurtWorm]

6. I'd really love to see Joe Lieberman run for president again.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Like the Holocaust, southern intelligence is just politically correct fiction.

:P

[flvegan]

8. Apple pie made from apples other than McIntosh sucks.

[meegbear]

15. Apple pie made from McIntosh computers sucks.

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

9. Whales contribute to global warming while whale oil is a

carbon neutral light source.

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

10. I make my money evicting black folk and renting to gay guys.

:nuke:

This is to much fun I know someone will get hurt

[krispos42]

23. Are the gay guys illegal immigrants? n/t

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

25. No but one of my financiers is a recent refugee for Venezuela

A couple of my gay guys are bi though.

[krispos42]

27. That refugee is Chavez-bashing!

Oh, wait, that's an OLD flame war...

:-)

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

30. no silly he was in the media ran a television station nt

[krispos42]

35. No no no...

The mere fact that he fled Venezuela and Chavez makes him a Chavez-hating neocon corporatist!!!!!





Now we have a new flamewar topic!!!!!

:popcorn:






:rofl:

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

11. Okay first person to cross post one of mine to GD gets a cookie

I'm to much of a chicken. :scared:

[Connonym]

12. W is really a sensitive intelligent metrosexual who is just misunderstood

[LeftyMom]

13. Sleeveless wedding gowns- trashy or merely tacky? You decide.

:popcorn:

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

16. Only the maternity ones. nt

[MissMillie]

53. neither... but my problem is

there isn't any other kind. Why not a wedding dress w/ sleeves?

[BurtWorm]

14. Spoiling shows delayed on the West Coast is my First Amendment right

It is against my constitutional rights to have to put a "SPOILER" warning on my post about who just won American Idol. For example.

[SacredCow]

17. Football is unacceptably divisive and a sport of violence. It should be banned.

Discuss.

:popcorn:

[EstimatedProphet]

18. I think picking on small states might be a good one

[LynneSin]

34. FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

:hide:

[ruiner4u]

19. Forks at restaurants need to be corked so people don't hurt themselves..

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

20. We should ban smoking inside homes that have children.

[johnnie]

21. So... I'm going baby seal hunting tomorrow

Are corn flakes a good coating for seal meat?

Mmmmm..seal

[krispos42]

22. I like my veal parmesan breaded with crushed corn flakes

and fried in EVOO


Discuss...



:hide:

[flvegan]

24. If you use spaghetti sauce from a jar, you're a nazi.

[LeftyMom]

31. At the very least, a complete failure as a human being.

[Dr. Strange]

26. I think that all kids should be circumcized.

And if the kids cry, then they should be spanked.
Or tasered.
Or forced to watch Carrot Top.

And after performing the operation, the doctor should have to count to three brazillion, with no breaks for breast feeding.


No flames please.

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

28. People receiving government money shouldn't be allowed to keep pets nt

[TrogL]

29. Driveways - asphalt, concrete, stone or mud?

[LynneSin]

36. Why do I drive on parkways and park on driveways

:cry:

[krispos42]

38. Why do you have a pair of panties but only one bra? n/t

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

32. My kids love watching the Man Show on comedy central. nt

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

33. I drank soy milk and now my man breasts are lactating.

So I need an extra 45 minutes for my bar exam.

[krispos42]

37. Again?

Take two of these and call me in the morning.

[Tian Zhuangzhuang]

39. It's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings.

Kurt Coabain..........

[madinmaryland]

40. My cats are cuter than yours!!1!!

:hi:

[ruiner4u]

41. Homeless people should be allowed to hunt stray cats for food..

[LynneSin]

42. Only if they are stay cats

They can't touch the stray cats

[ruiner4u]

43. fixed...:)

[LSK]

44. dogs suck, cats rule!

:popcorn:

[LynneSin]

45. LSK sucks - the rest of humanity rulez!!

nuff said

[LSK]

50. even the folks at rapture ready?

:popcorn:

[ruiner4u]

56. Ooooo the index dropped 2 points to 156...

Im safe for another week!!!!

[LynneSin]

58. Oh F**K you

I have had my eyes on this nice little minivan I was hoping to score after the rapture happened

:hide:

[Richard Steele]

51. No, no, no...a good flame fest should be about something that people can disagree on.

Everyone with a BRAIN knows cats rule- thread over!




















:hide:

[Critters2]

46. First primaries?!! Hell, Iowa and NH shouldn't even be states!! nt

[ruiner4u]

47. Carrot Top is HOT!

:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

54. Given the fact that no one disagrees with this...

I fail to see the source of the flame war.

Unless people were to argue who is the biggest fan? Perhaps that would start a flame war!

[bbernardini]

49. Todd Rundgren's solo material, or Utopia? nt

[Zookeeper]

52. When a fence is built on our Northern border, MN gets to be...

on the Canadian side of it!

[LynneSin]

55. Wouldn't the US suffer major losses of the MSP men's room

:hide:

[Zookeeper]

59. I'm willing to have the revenue it generates as a tourist...

attraction sent back to the U.S. (It's the least we can do.)

:hi:

[Initech]

57. What is the deal with Scientology?