OOWWWW!!!!!! @$#@^$#!

[twistedliberal]

So as I'm out in the lovely North Dakota weather attempting to start my car in the dark with the can of ether I just bought, I have the flashlight (a mini-mag light), the spray can, and I need to hold the choke valve open to spray the ether into the carb. So what do I do?

I decide to hold the flashlight in my mouth.

Mouth + metal + twenty below = F*CK I'm a dolt!!

:grr:

:silly:

:crazy:

:freak:

:dunce:

edit: fragmented sentences (and tongue)

[Cush]

1. doh!

are you ok though?

[twistedliberal]

2. Yeah, but I can't make the "D" sound in "doh!" right now...

I lost a few taste buds and my tongue is bleeding a little, but only my pride is seriously hurt.

Been in this asscold state all my life. 26 years. I really can't believe I just did that.

[northofdenali]

3. If the weather's going to keep it up like this -

Install a headbolt heater and plug in! My little Saturn starts like a charm even at 55 below.

Hope tongue and fragmented sentences feel better soon!