Time again for Post here and I'll give you a simile.

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LynnSyn's posts are as a breath of fresh air in a copycat factory.

(I'll even use the metaphor blender whenever possible.)

[Tyler Durden]

1. George Bush's brain is like.....

Take it from there.

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3. .

George Bush's brain is like the snark. You may search forever, lest someone clue you in to the joke.

Or

George Bush's brain is like a tiny ball of dirt, far far in the distance. And is as useful to others as a tiny ball of dirt, that is far, far in the distance.

[Shell Beau]

2. Hi there!

:hi:

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5. .

Hi There is as a hug, ephemeral as a summer's breeze, caressing the surface of a still mountain lake on a hot day.

This shit is free, you get what you pay for ;-)

[Shell Beau]

7. I'll take what I can get!

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8. .

I'll take what I can get is like the toupee on William Shatner's head.

[LynneSin]

4. Can you even spell my fricking name

:cry:

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6. .

The loss of one's public dignity due to the inferior farce of another, is as a slap from the noodly appendage of the great pasta god. In front of your parents. And you're naked.

Sorry!

[Parche]

10. Did You Know Bob Dylan Cancelled His Concert?

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

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9. .

My similies are as a lonely voice in a dirty toilet bowl, crunchy and hollow.