Who would win in a fight?

[HEyHEY]

[ProudGerman]

1. I voted third option

But only because I wanted to call someone a sick bastard tonight, and you saved me all the trouble. I know this will skew the results of your poll, since I didn't answer truthfully. But I'm thinking you won't mind, being the sick bastard and all.

[HEyHEY]

2. Nope!

It's A-Okay with me Jim!

[Blue-Jay]

3. I've always wondered who would win a fight between

Super Ghandi with Kung Fu grip
or
Midget Teddy Roosevelt wearing magic underpants.

[HEyHEY]

4. I'd like to see

The Pillsbury Dough boy Fight Mrs. Butterworth

[Blue-Jay]

7. Mrs Butterworth scores a knockout in the second round.

She's made of glass, after all. All she needs to do is deliver a couple of body shots to get the doughy little bastard giggling uncontrollably. After that, his guard is down and he's vulnerable. Unless, of course, he's wearing magic underpants.

[kixot]

5. Personally:

I'd like to see helen keller take on a battle royal with a blindfolded anne frank and the entire children's burn unit of jackson memorial hospital.

Firey pits of hell, here I come.

[HEyHEY]

6. I'll save ya a seat

;-)

[Rowdyboy]

8. Petula! Petula! Petula!

[Endangered Specie]

9. WE all know HEyHEY is sick, just look at that left bear...