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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 10:56 PM
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Does anyone else get a kick out of those Enzyte commercials?

Enzyte is a "male-enhancement" pill whose commercials are take-offs on thoae badly acted 1950s VD-prevention film shorts. They always begin with the narrator intoning, "This is Bob."

Personally, I think they're pretty damned funny! How 'bout y'all?
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:01 PM
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1. Is THAT what they're a send-up of?
Edited on Thu Jan-29-04 11:01 PM by BiggJawn
"Mickey Mouse" movies?
Bob's sure the "Big Man" in his neighbourhood, isn't he?

I like the one where he lost his trunks in the pool...All the other guys look crestfallen, their wives are in shock (or they're bustin' it right there) and Bob's wife has this smug look on her face....
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lancdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:17 PM
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5. I think they're funny, too
In one, Bob's neighbor is watering the lawn and his hose starts to sag. The symbolism is unmistakable.
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:04 PM
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2. I guess its appropriate
For years, they've been telling women that happiness is bigger boobs. Now they are telling men that happiness is a bigger dick. Though showing off the "new goods" would be a bit harder, without intentionally streaking of course.


One thing I've wondered, the pill is for increased erect size. So in all those spots where other people are impressed, is he walking around with a woody? If so, what kind of sicko is walking around with a boner at the neighborhood barbeque? Or is this just cross promotion with Viagra?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:09 PM
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4. I bet Matcom sports a boner at the neighborhood barbeque
Edited on Thu Jan-29-04 11:10 PM by Skittles
YES INDEED :7
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:08 PM
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3. where the subject at hand is Bob's chemically induced woodie ?
the are among the better pill commericals
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gator_in_Ontario Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-29-04 11:19 PM
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6. I've seen Bob...
and he is no Clinton
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