Someone's swiping toilet paper - County executive vows to crack case

[Poiuyt]

# Story Highlights
# Six rolls per week stolen from Wisconsin town's government center
# Men's public restrooms are thief's target area
# County executive vows to crack case

FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin (AP) -- Someone is either too cheap to buy his own toilet paper or planning a big prank.

Fond du Lac County Executive Allen Buechel said someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the Fond du Lac City County Government Center since June.

Buechel suspects the person comes in once or twice a week around midday and gets about six rolls a week from dispensers. Some rolls weren't even full, he said.

The thefts haven't been a big loss.

"We don't buy the best toilet paper," Buechel said.

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/29/toilet.paper.ap/index.html

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

1. Heh heh... heh heh... He said "crack".

[Jamastiene]

2. "We don't buy the best toilet paper."

:rofl:

If you are going to go to jail for stealing TP for your bunghole, at least steal the best TP.

:rofl: