QueenOfCalifornia
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:16 AM
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| Why Can't KitchenWitch Stay Off the Road When I am Driving In Both Lanes? |
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I drive all over California and no matter where I go... That crazy Beeatch KitchenWitch is always in My Way! I just want to drive in all the lanes... Can't she get a clue?
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| Ellen Forradalom
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:22 AM
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| 1. You and me both, buddy |
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There she is, in the left lane, tootling along at 45 mph. Being a good Californian, I know how to fix it: follow so closely that I can look up her butt.
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| QueenOfCalifornia
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:24 AM
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At least ---- from the scuttlebutt --- I hear she has a nice rack....
Does she have to drive so fuckin' slow????
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| KitchenWitch
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Sun Sep-30-07 01:39 AM
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| 3. I like to drive sideways so I take up at least two lanes! |
| Ellen Forradalom
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Sun Sep-30-07 12:55 PM
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| 4. Just tie a king-sized mattress to the roof of the car |
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That'll do the trick.
And when it falls off, it's your gift to every commuter that afternoon.
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