Need A Raunchy Book For A Older Lady - Curse Words A Must

[QueenOfCalifornia]

I have a friend who is in her 80's - she is an ex hooker and likes to read... She would like some suggestions --- the more curse words the better.

[ruiner4u]

1. how about .....fixed.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Gilligan!

How dare you distract me from doing my homework!

ROFLMAO!

Great copycat, BTW!

:spank: :spank:


:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

4. I am so evil

I need to go to hell ---

Wait... I'll be right back!

[Momgonepostal]

3. The Last Days of Dogtown, by the lady who wrote...

The Red Tent. It also has raunchy ex-hookers in it!

(Yes, I know this was a copycat, and a darned good one, but I thought I'd play!)

[JVS]

5. My Uncle Oswald by Roald Dahl, not much cursing but funny and raunchy

[unsavedtrash]

6. the beauty Series

by Anne Rice.
:yoiks:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

7. I knew I could count on you guys

If there was ever a place to get advice on x rated anything... dis be it.

[orleans]

8. how about "the happy hooker"

and here's a link to her website:
http://www.xavierahollander.com/

check it out--she has a bed & breakfast, a recipe page, a joke page, and a lot more.
very interesting, glad to see she's doing so well. i remember reading her book when i was a teenager

[QueenOfCalifornia]

9. I read that book

When I was 19 --- It made me into a friendlier girlfriend.

Don't ask....

[orleans]

10. i read it when it first came out--in 1972. i was 13 or 14.

i think it made us all a bit "friendlier"
:evilgrin:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

11. I was about 18 or 19

I remember it effecting me. That book gave me courage. After reading it, I was way more open and accepting of the world around me. I think the book made me a better person. But then again... I can't take it back. I will be 51 in January - If I had not read that book I think I would have been stuck someplace and maybe would have not had the courage to move from my comfort zone.

[orleans]

12. it certainly was an "eye-opener" for me. n/t